Chapter 557: Collective imprisonment!
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The King of Variety Entertainment
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- 1880 characters
- 2021-03-01 09:52:20
Six people got into the business car and took out their respective arrest warrants. They laughed uncontrollably.
The normal charges are Hu Ge and Guan Xiaotong. One is too handsome and the other is plain. Everyone can accept it. What makes no sense is that Peng Yuyan has too much muscle and Shabei ’s chicken theft. Everyone joked for a long time. Laughter.
"By the way, Dabao?"
"Is he still at the airport?"
"He got off the plane at 7:30, it's almost 9 this time, he must have arrived, you said, what crime did he commit?"
"Dabao, he has committed too many crimes, he can't count them!"
Everyone laughed for a while, and they didn't have to think about it, the production team would definitely not spare the game black hole Jin Dabao.
Sure enough, everyone guessed right. At the entrance of the Hongfeng Uprising Revolution Memorial Hall, Jin Dabao was dragging his suitcase and hiding at the corner of the doorpost. He was frozen straight and said, "Is there anything wrong, my brother, I was just got off the plane. You drag here, you do n’t even drink hot water, do you want to freeze me to death? ... where is this? The Red Maple Uprising ... what does this mean? Let me unveil it? "
The Red Maple Uprising Revolution Memorial Hall was inspired by the Yangcheng Uprising and the Jiangcheng Uprising at that time. When all parts of the country were responding, Red Maple also followed the trend. The famous patriotic general Major General Zhang Sanfeng fired the first shot of the revolution. For the people of Feng, it has profound significance.
Far away, two cars drove over and stopped with double flashes. Li Yifeng got out of the car and walked towards Jin Dabao.
"Jin Dabao?"
"Huh? Well, you are Li Yifeng!"
"Arrest him! Jin Dabao, in the first season of running men, you are the first five out of the period, too weak, and arrogant, and willing to take the title of GameStart, do not think aggressive, do not seek to advance, you pull Lowering the overall IQ of all the men in the running team, you are guilty of IQ! "
Listening to Li Yifeng's count of his own crimes, Jin Dabao's mouth couldn't be closed at all, and he couldn't even speak the words of protest, he murmured: "My brother, what you said makes sense ... I was speechless ... ... "
Li Yifeng's stomach was almost laughing and painful, and he continued to say, "In addition, he is too short and pulls down the average height of the running man. It is not as hard as Shabe to improve his height and dwarf!"
Short, blame me? My genes are bad, I was poor when I was young, and undernourished. I also want to grow taller. Jin Dabao originally felt ridiculous. When he heard about Shabei, he laughed: "Shabe worked hard to improve his height? How did he work hard to improve? Do you know that he has two pairs in his bag all year round? Raise the insole! 5 cm! 5 cm thick! "
Li Yifeng couldn't help laughing, a bit can't help, and quickly turned his face to cover up by touching his chin. Fortunately, this is not a live broadcast, all videos can be edited.
He said: "Also, it looks too ugly, lowers the average face value of a running man, and commits the crime of ugly man!"
Jin Dabao couldn't laugh or cry: "It's my fault to look ugly? My wife praises me as a beautiful man every day, OK?"
Li Yifeng shouted, "There are two stupid failures and four unlucky times. According to Article 14 of Chapter 14 of the Law on Running Men, a total of more than 20 crimes are counted, punished for multiple crimes and taken away!"
"Wow ~~~~~~ Let me go ~~"
Being forcibly dragged to the front of the prison car, Jin Dabao was still struggling, and he reminded the staff not to forget his suitcase.
A pull on the door of the car, fourteen eyes opposite, burst into laughter within three seconds.
"What sin? Tell the truth!"
"Dabao, be honest!"
Jin Dabao stammered in the face of everyone's inquiries: "Uh ... IQ crime ..."
Huh!
Guan Xiaotong was the first one to smile crookedly on the seat, and the others were speechless, smirking.
Yang An smirked and asked, "What else?"
Jin Dabao was grieved again, with a sad face: "It's also a sin to say I'm short and say I'm ugly? I'm wrong!"
There was only laughter in the car. Everyone said yes, saying that Jin Dabao had committed too many crimes, and it was unsurprising, Dabao, Dabao, can you be more motivated?
Laughing all the way, the business car was driving on Hongfeng Street. Yang An had been sitting in the car for almost two hours, and he complained, "Is there anything wrong, haven't arrived yet? I have a sore seat!"
As soon as the voice fell, the vehicle turned into a dark unit on the side of the road, and the guard raised the guardrail and let the convoy enter.
"Red Maple University of Technology?"
With sharp eyes, Shabey saw a temporary billboard hanging next to the doorman's room: "This is the new campus of Polytechnic University?"
Everyone looks around. It ’s a strange environment. The two people who are most familiar with Red Maple are Yang An and Shabe. Although the others are also preparing to buy a house in Red Maple, they have n’t lived here for long. Career is not here either.
After looking at it for a long time, Yang An nodded and said, "It seems to be true, but it should have just been repaired here, isn't it? Isn't the university town supposed to be moved in one after another this summer?"
This is indeed the new campus of Hongfeng University of Science and Technology. The city government has allocated thousands of acres of land, which is considered to be quite large. It has opened a large stadium and built a large U-shaped teaching building group. The main body has seven floors. The vacant room was bright at the moment.
There was no tour guide introduction, no PD explanation, the convoy was slowly moving, the driver drove to the front, and slowly stopped at the edge of the square in front of the main building.
On the square stood a group of more than thirty people in black, forming a small square array, all of them looking serious. The front row of people were still carrying bags, waiting patiently for the vehicle in the cold wind.
"Did you find anything strange? None of the students!"
"Yes, yes, this seems to be a newly-built campus. The students must haven't moved here yet. I suspect that the decoration has not been done yet!"
"What are they doing? What's in your hand?"
While everyone was guessing, the door was opened by Li Yifeng, and Captain Chen shouted, "Jin Dabao, come out!"
Jin Dabao knew it, and walked out of the car with a little embarrassment. The man in black took him away and shoved a cloth bag into his hand. He opened it on the spot and asked, "What? Prison uniform in jail?" "
The man in black took him to a room on the east side of the third floor. This was a small room with a maximum of fifteen square meters. There was a camp bed, tables and chairs, computer speakers, books, paper trash, etc. It looks good, but the man in black pushed Jin Dabao and locked the fence door. This turned out to be a prison!
"Hey! Really shut me down? Let me go out ... I want to go to the bathroom!" Jin Dabao screamed, shaking his hands with the fence and shaking, but there was only the sound of a tinkling impact. Standing in the doorway corridor, standing against the wall, he ignored the request of Jin Dabao.
Jin Dabao was the most unlucky. Seriously, at 4:30 in the afternoon, I ate a free dinner on the plane, because it was cheap and cheap, and the free orange juice took three more times. Before the plane was too late, I had to go to the toilet. The picked-up person was taken to the car and sent to the Uprising Memorial. He was sent to this prison as a criminal. He called Tian Tian Shao, and the ground was not working. At this time, he was covering his crotch and his face was tangled!
The other six were also dubbed by the production team, each on the first floor, in a separate room, and no one knew what the mission was today.
Peng Yuyan ran into the fence door and couldn't help crying: "Would you like to be so ruthless? Today is the first day of the New Year's program. Is it necessary to shut us down?"
No one cares ...
Guan Xiaotong sat on the camp bed and smiled at the hidden camera. "The second season of running men started? Welcome with prison, very creative!"
Zhang Yishan leaned against the fence door, trying to get something out of the guard's mouth. He tried hard to close it, but he failed.
Yang An flipped through the newspapers on the table, yesterday's "Red Maple Morning News", and a "Global Times", a stack of books are different, three sets of "Three Body", Ken Follett's four best-selling novels Putting it all together.
He flipped through a copy of Operation Jackdaw and said softly, "Dittel looked at a bunch of meaningless strings and said: 'They can't unlock the password. He uses a one-time codebook. "Wow, in this prison, show me this declassified book. Is this suggestive or explicit?"
Other people also have different performances, each person's mentality is different, and their ideas are even more different. Shabe is one of the most typical representatives. When he entered the prison, he was surprised by the sound of the fence door behind him and turned back. Looking around, it was confirmed that the two guards were waiting one by one, and he smiled instead.
"Oh, this place is not bad!"
Shabe walked around a small room of more than ten square meters. Electric kettles, computers, newspapers, books and magazines were all available. Advertising posters of Girls' Generation and several women's groups were posted on the wall. The camp bed was flexible and he lay down , Yue Yin said: "Comfortable ... what time is it? Is it more than ten o'clock? I will wait for half an hour and I will be stuck in the past ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Drink ~~ ah ~~"
This one yawned, comfortable, do n’t need it, Shabei came alive, stretched out lazily, lay down for five seconds, sat up suddenly, looked at the cloth bag brought in, and took out a red prison uniform. The vest reads "Sabbe".
"It was changed!"
Shabei began to take off her woolen coat and folded it neatly and placed it on the bedside cabinet. Almost the same shot was performed in other rooms. When one arrives in a strange environment, the first thing is to know the surroundings.
Ura!
Ura!
Ura!
At ten o'clock, the alarm sounded, and everyone stopped their movements and listened to the sound of the broadcast. This is definitely the most important information!
The radio said: "Please pay attention, please pay attention! You have been detained in this prison for various offences. The detention period is 8 hours and will continue until 6 am tomorrow. Only Jin Dabao has too many offenses and his detention time is 80. Hours……"