Chapter 90: Kill your turtle grandson ~

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The previous issue ranked fifth, and was only one vote behind the sixth. Yang An wasn't nervous because he wasn't nervous.
After sending away the Kungfu team, Yang An introduced: "Everyone in the next group of players knows who is right, it's a cross talk show that is so beloved, flowers are blooming, cars are seeing flat tires!"
Woo ~~~
The audience laughed and shouted that Yang An was shameless.
Yang An had a serious face and said solemnly: "I only took a fifth in the last issue. After I went back, I felt so sad that I couldn't live up to everyone's love for me! So I went back to the furnace to rebuild and learned a few tricks from my master. So I would like to invite everyone to join us later. Below, applause please invite me to the stage! "
How can there be applause?
The audience laughed and gave his boo to Yang An, waiting for him to go to the backstage to change clothes. Everyone talked when they were bored.
"Guess what tricks did Yang An learn?"
谁 "Who knows, what new tricks can comic crosses have? Not so many."
"I don't care, I didn't vote for Brother Yang with my conscience in the last game. I have to vote for him this time. He is fifth. It is too dangerous to let him be eliminated!"
"Yes, with Yang Geer's usual urine, his show will only look good, it can never be boring, so I must vote for him, I must let him stay!"
The stage lights dimmed, and the audience gradually quieted down.
The backstage actor was ready soon. After a while banging drums and drums, the curtain rose slowly. Several big characters of Lin Yunshe appeared in front of the audience. Yang An and Li Yue, wearing coats, came out.
Oh ~~
The audience cheered and stood up to applaud Yang An and Li Yue, the atmosphere was extremely warm.
In the artist lounge, everyone looked at each other, envious, but helpless.
Xiao Xiaodongdong said with emotion: "Yang An is too popular ..."
Jin Dabao also sighed again and again: "People are handsome, eloquence is also good, cross talk is good, can the popularity be not high?"
After the two bowed on the ring, Yang An smiled and waved, "Thank you, thank you for your warm applause, I love you, you can also love me, but guys please shut up."
"I love you!"
"I love you!"
Then, the shouts started to turn out, and most of them were yelled by the male audience. I saw Yang An's smile slowly solidified on the stage, and the audience laughed.
Yang An was depressed, pointing to the front and asking, "What's going on with the director group? There are five hundred people in the audience, how can you find a male audience? Women? How can I not hear the voice of female fans?"
"Here! Look here!"
"I love you!"
"You are so handsome, Yang!"
This time it ’s the female fan's turn to perform. On the one hand, the girls are coaxing, on the other hand, they don't want to see Yang An getting tricked. When they hear Yang An is having trouble asking for help, they must not desperately express themselves. One is higher than the other!
Yang An held her belly with both hands, and laughed, "I said why no female audience loves me, hahaha ..."
This laughter is almost breaking, androgyny! The audience couldn't take it anymore and laughed together.
Oops!
A big girl is sending flowers!
观众 This audience came from the family area. Only the family area is wide, and the family can bring in the flowers. The ordinary audience cannot bring these.
哟 "Oh, I still send flowers. I first collected the flowers from female fans, thank you ..."
Yang An walked forward to pick it up cheerfully, but thank you for not saying the word. I saw the girl turned around, walked to Li Yue, shouted Teacher Li, and then handed this bouquet of flowers!
Hahahaha ... The audience laughed and sprayed, patted their legs and pointed at Yang An with a smirk on his face, all of which turned red with a smile.
I saw Yang An stooped and bent halfway. I did n’t know where to put my hand out. My face's smile was frozen. That expression was awkward. He could n’t be angry, he could n’t explode. The girl handed flowers to Li Yue.
越 Li Yue is also a wonderful person. He took the bouquet without forgetting a partner: "Yo, Teacher Yang, why are you bending over?"
Yang An straightened her body and returned to her place, her face full of depression: "The audience did n’t cooperate with me at the opening, and the female fans did n’t send me flowers. There are still audiences on the Internet scolding me for what you say. Hurry up Let ’s step down, there are seniors in the comic dialogue industry who criticize me for being ineligible. Do you all bully me together? Is n’t it that I did n’t perform well in the last issue? As for the pupils who bully me like this comic society ...

At the end of this remark, I brought my crying cavity, and pretended to wipe my tears with my hand!
The audience laughed and coaxed. No one believed that Yang An would be so weak.
越 Li Yue didn't say much, and pulled Yang An's arm: "Hey, hey, don't say such grievances, you did say a bit bad in the last game ..."
Yang An suddenly changed her face and raised her head confidently and shouted, "It doesn't matter. Failure is success. Fuck. In the last game, I felt pained. Primary school students, how do you say good cross talk! "
it is good!
The audience applauded as if they had beaten chicken blood.
越 Li Yue was curious: "What are you learning?"
Yang Andao: "I was semi-dumb in the last issue, which is equivalent to two incapable. After I went back, I learned a few tricks, and now I am 1.8!"
The audience laughed, the semi-dumb Yang Yang created was absurd enough, and now it's a little bit dumb, he's too good to talk!
越 Li is more angry and funny: "What do you mean, say that you learn a little to make a little progress?"
Yang An said from her: "Yes! Learn to make fun of singing, I made up a lesson, learn!"
越 Li Yue asked: "What did you make up for?"
Yang'an said: "Different dialects!"
越 Li Yue nodded: "Come and come, or everyone will test you, how well do you learn?"
Yang An waved his hand to the audience and said, "No problem! I will give you a greeting in local dialect without any ambiguity!"
The audience was happy, and they screamed one after another.
Yang An is really capable. He used to concentrate on learning this when he was a moderator in the past. He knows the dialects of major dialects in major cities all over the country. The audience ca n’t help him. Come.
"Zimbabwe!" An audience shouted, and Yang An's smile was frozen.
Is this a place name? Ah yes, but he ca n’t answer it, he wo n’t speak Zimbabwe dialect!
Others cheered up and coaxed: "Morocco!"
"Congo!"
"Ethiopia!"
Yang An quickly stopped them: "I heard that China's territory has been extended to Africa! You can only ask domestic dialects, there is nothing like Congo Libya ..."
"Netherlands!"
He shouted again.
Yang An pointed the direction of the buddy: "This big brother, you can't go out in Europe!"
The audience laughed, Li Yue quickly grabbed Yang An: "What are you doing to catch the audience? People are talking about Henan. Would you speak Henan dialect?"
Yang An was reminded, smiled awkwardly, and ate, "Oh, I'm wrong, that elder brother, you come back!"
This Henan dialect amused everyone again, and the male audience was not upset, knowing that Yang An was amused and took the lead to applaud his Henan dialect.
Li Yuedao: "Yo, what's the matter in Henan dialect?"
Yang Andao: "Of course! In order to learn the essence of Yu language, my master gave me emergency training for two days. On the last day, I flew to Henan to experience the Yu language atmosphere. I went to one of the busiest movie theaters and bought tickets Admission, good guys, dialect films are displayed in the whole movie theater. Hall 1 is showing small domestic movies, Hall 2 is showing Hollywood blockbusters, all of them are Yu language. They are very beautiful, and folks are especially happy to watch ... "
越 Li Yue quickly stopped: "Wait a while, Hollywood blockbuster, also Yu language?"
Yang An nodded: "Yeah!"
越 Li Yue didn't believe it: "Hollywood blockbusters, a group of foreigners, opened their mouths in Henan dialect?"
Yang An nodded: "Oh! All imported blockbusters have been translated into Yu language, without exception, it is particularly good!"
越 Li Yue drew his mind: "Hollywood movies, can you translate any movie? Then I ask you, the American blockbuster" Death Squad 6 "is also dubbed in Henan?"
Yang An nodded and learned to move: "Of course! Stallone holds a gun and kills your turtle grandson ~~~"
Huh!
The audience laughed loudly, the applause continued to cheer, and the first wave of high dynasty erupted. The Yangan version of Stallone who spoke the Henan dialect was so dirty.
Yang An continued, thumbs up and exclaimed: "Arno Schwarzenegger, tough guy? Oops, it hurts ~~"
Uh ...
的 The tears of the audience who haven't shut up laughed, tears are coming down. Yang An, this guy yells, it hurts. You are still touching yourself, just like a girl, is this tough guy?
Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Can you learn something better?
越 Li Yue also smiled and sprayed: "Well, you Yuyu, I have changed a tough guy into a soft egg!"
destroyed!
A good movie was instantly destroyed by Yang An!
The audience laughed with sore muscles on their faces. If anyone sees a movie played by Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger in the future, or mentions the words "Death Squad" ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I'm afraid The first time I thought of it was Yang An holding a gun and shouting "Kill your turtle grandson ~"!
In the lounge, everyone was laughing and laughing. Although there were many actors in Northeast China, there were also many actors from the Central Plains area. Some people also spoke a few words in Henan.
No one expected that a Henan dialect could be so funny, Xiaodongbei praised it: "Crossword talk learns to sing four lessons, and I know that this" learning "contains various local dialects. It seems that the cross talk actors should understand A lot! "
Ma Xin explained: "In the old society, in order to discuss life, comic actors went to perform in various places, in order to attract local listeners, and said that local dialects are the basic lessons to be learned! Yang Geer did a little real work. "
Cai Xiaofei laughed and wiped away tears: "For the first time ... I think Henan dialect is so funny ... We have a colleague from Henan Province in Taiwan, and I don't think he is so funny ..."
Xi Jindabao smiled and closed his mouth, clapping his palms and saying, "This is the same as a chef. I give the same ingredients to different people to make it, and it feels completely different!"
Uh ...
PS: "Henan Style", and it depends on the small theater version, the 47-minute version, a cool search. The comedian's version of the game was changed from this small theater version, losing a lot of baggage and cutting a lot of content. OK, keep asking for referrals. The ghosts of the fan festival at the starting point are the words added by the starting point. I can't delete them.
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