Chapter 91: Love action movie with plot

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Everyone on the stage was tired of laughing, but the performance was not over yet, and the burden was not shaken.
Yang An said: "Don't believe it, in addition to the Hollywood blockbusters currently on the screen, those world-class classic love action movies can still be matched into Yu language, and still look good!"
Li Yue hurriedly stopped him and stopped him from saying, "You wait a while! Love movies are love movies, action movies are action movies. These two words cannot be put together, these are two different movie types, you know? ? "
Woo ~
The audience booed and laughed quietly.
Yang An was dissatisfied: "Two different types of films can also be combined! For example, motivational movies, science fiction horror films, police bandit comedies, aren't they all combined! I ask you, heroes save beauty, love, There is action, is it called a love action movie? "
越 Li Yue was embarrassed: "Oh, the hero saves the beauty, there is a martial arts action show, by the way, about love, what are you talking about?"
Yang An said: "Of course! Titanic is like this, there is life and death chase, there are action martial arts trapped in the ship's bottom, thrilling escape of male and female protagonists, and beautiful and touching love, this is a standard Love action movies, with plot, right? "
"Yes ~~~"
The applause sounded, and the audience laughed and shouted!
Defamation of three views!
话 What words came out of Yang An's mouth, why did they completely change their taste?
Titanic is a standard love action movie with a plot. Many viewers instantly pop out some weird shots ... Oh my gosh, the picture is so beautiful, I ca n’t even imagine it!
Seeing that Yang An has just ruined the series of Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger ’s death squads, and now it is time to destroy the Titanic. Many viewers feel that Yang An has been brought into the pit. They ca n’t laugh or cry. What Yang An has praised, no matter whether it is a person or a thing, it will definitely not end well in the future!
越 Li Yue stopped him: "To what? Right? Titanic, you made it into Henan? A boat with thousands of foreigners in Henan dialect? Has this village gone for a tour?"
Yang An Road: "It's really, it's so beautiful, it makes the tears moved by the audience fall!"
The audience roared, "Come one!"
Yang An was still unhappy, and said to the audience, "No passion!"
The audience cheered and applauded even more: "Come one!"
越 Li Yuedao: "How about you imitate one of them in Henan dialect?"
Yang An Road: "Okay! I'll imitate a ship off!"
越 Li Yue stopped him: "Wait a moment, the ship broke? Then the ship stood up and broke into two pieces? Where is the Henan dialect?"
Yang An argued: "Of course it is! Putonghua is like this, once the ship is broken, click! Broken!"
越 Li Yue was curious: "What about Henan dialect?"
Yang An made a two-piece action: "click!"
Oh ha ha ha ha!
The audience laughed crazy, so did the rest of the people, clapping their thighs, and they fell down on the sofa and couldn't get up.
KaKa (嚓) 嚓 (cha), which Yang An said, are all the second sound. This Henan dialect is really ... incapable of speaking!
越 Li Yue also couldn't laugh or cry: "Ah, I heard that this sound effect also has dialects!"
Yang An is so energetic, come again: "Kachan ~~ Kill your turtle grandson ~~"
Oh ha ha ha ha!
This guy is so funny!
Next, Yang An took the version of the Titanic in Yu language and played it to the fullest. For example, Ruth was spitting there, Putonghua was 呸, and Yu language was a loss. She also called a turtle with a small tail.
When Jack and Ruth met, they also spoke in Yu language, saying, "Nier, what are you doing? You Nier, you look strange and energetic", amused the audience again.
Ruth wants to jump off the boat, Jack forbids her to jump, and the conversation between the two is changed in Henan dialect. The breath of life is clear at a glance, but it comes with a funny halo!
In the end, the two still played the most classic bridge. The two were lying on a wooden board, parting alive, Yang An was lying on the table, and Li Yue and the audience of 500 people were soaking in the cold water!
The classic music sounded, and the two of them chanted, but they just did n’t enter the play. NG has been repeated many times. The audience laughed.
The last official performance was parting life and death. The two were on the stage. The family members of the audience stood up and walked beside, just past the stage.
Yang An's face changed: "This man has a boat and swims very fast ..."
越 Li Yue is also clever, and now hangs out: "Don't go, take us!"
The audience laughed, what they loved to see is this kind of hanging, and interacting with the audience is always the most popular part.
The two of them lay on the table for a long time, facing the lines, and just said a few words, the man returned.
Li Yue said: "Swim back again ..."
Yang An nodded, watching the audience, stuttered and asked, "Are you ... the monkey invited ... to rescue the soldier?"
Sahahahaha ...
The audience laughed out loud. This Yang An always likes to make fun of "Journey to the West", who is imitating this time? Yes, that was what Nezha said. He was asking Guanyin!
After the completion of the Henan Style "Titanic", the audience stood up and gave applause to Yang An and Li Yue.
The two went out of the background without changing their coats, beckoning with fans all the way.
Yang An said: "Here, I want to thank Lin Yunshe's comic actor Gu Wan, come Gu Wan, come up and take a picture with everyone!"
A family member stood up in the family area of ​​the uncle, the ancient stubborn of Lin Yunshe, the apprentice of Cao Shulin, Cao Xiaobao didn't come this time, and it was him who carried Li Yue to carry the luggage.
Wu Gu was stubborn and didn't frighten the field. He held his fist to pay tribute to the surroundings, and asked in Henan dialect, "Is Yang An in the middle?"
The audience laughed and shouted: "Medium!"
Yang An introduced with a smile: "Gu Yao is an authentic Henan person. He just taught us these dialects sentence by sentence. If you want to listen to this Henan style in the future, you can go to Lin Yun The Society listens to the old stubborn comic dialogue! Thank you! "
The three of them bowed to the audience again and retired with applause.
The door to the rest area opened, and Li Yue walked in, greeted by warm applause and cheers.
"Kill your turtle grandson ~"
Ma Xin was holding a machine gun and fired, causing everyone to laugh. Li Yue first stunned, and then stroked himself, learning Yang An shouted: "Oh, I was shot, my mother hurts so much ~"
The rest area laughed. Who has seen Li Yue doing this?
Yang An is sometimes very funny and exaggerated on the stage, but in real life, he is at most a funny and humorous person, and his behavior is normal.
But if a person like Li Yue who looks very normal on the stage comes to the stage and enters the real life, suddenly becomes a funny, it will definitely bring endless surprises to everyone!
After waiting for Li Yue to sit down, a group of people brought fruit seeds and brought pure water, all of them dedicated.
Xi Xiaodongbei praised: "Mr. Li, what you said is so good, we all laughed badly in the rest room!"
越 Li Yue waved his hand: "This is not normal play, before Yang An came on ... hey!"
The rest of the words were swallowed in, Li Yue said nothing.
This is strange, everyone is very curious, what did Yang An do before he came on the field? It even made Li Yue look helpless.
Is it Yang An's temporary change theme? Unlike, the two said so smoothly that it is impossible to change temporarily.
I still say that Yang An did not perform according to the script, and a lot of content is temporarily suspended? Not like it!
会 What could it be?
Li Yue's half sentence, the appetite of everyone hooked up, but unfortunately everyone is a competitor, we can not ask thoroughly, Li Yue can not tell the truth.
Xi Jindabao changed the subject and asked, "Mr. Li, Yang An really learned dialects for three days after returning last week?"
越 Li Yuedao: "Nothing, he didn't go to Lin Yunshe."
Everyone wondered: "Ah? The guy named Gu Wan is not the creator?"
Li Yue explained: "He is one of the creators, but this edition of" Henan Style "is a book written by Yang An a month ago, and we have scheduled it at that time. Do you have every program? Is it now? "
Everyone you look at me, I look at you, he laughed unconsciously.
From receiving the program group's notice, everyone has made preparations in advance, and the preparations are close to one month in order to leave enough time for everyone to think about the script.
No team can even write a book with a rehearsal band and a revised band. It is completed in a week. Comedy works are very inspirational, just like the pressure field in a comic dialogue. Every performance is performed with care and quality. Will get higher and higher.
Li Yue said: "Everyone is the same! Ma Xin, let me ask you, how many shows have you prepared in advance?"
Ma Xin said awkwardly: "Three or four ... You must have prepared twelve issues!"
Xiao Xiaodongbei laughed and waved his hands quickly: "Don't make a rumor! Who said we are preparing for the 12th issue? I think your brothers who love to laugh are thinking about the finals show!"
Bai Yutang argued: "Absolutely nothing! We just wanted to support two rounds before being eliminated, so we prepared four. We usually have the main drama" Jianghuxiaotan "need to be prepared. Where are so many shows! "
Jin Dabao grabbed a few melon seeds and threw them over, smiling with a smile: "I dare to say that your kid will definitely dare to take the script of the drama here and replace it anytime!"
As if he was said to be broken-hearted, the brothers who love to laugh all laughed and made no secrets.
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The Kungfu team is the most painful. They are martial arts performances. The script is easy to write. Rehearsals are the big head. New scenes a week require rehearsals. Instead, they are the most stressed now. Don't think that they have more people.
Zhou Jinci is also suffering. Today's performance was very good, but who of the other players did not perform well? On the one hand, he was worried about achievement, on the other hand, he was worried about future works.
Lin Yunshe, who was fighting against Beishui, has finished playing cards, waiting to see the results.
After Yang An introduced the Baoling team, the sketch began, and the Baoling team, who also had a war against the waters, was working hard to conquer the audience with their best performances and get votes.
The second issue of "Comedy Comedy", a brutal game system, must have one person eliminated.
到 It was a tense time to announce the results. After the audience left, the six groups of players looked at the empty studio and sat on the stage sofa!
Cai Xiaofei held her head and wailed, "I hate this link!"
Everyone followed in his heart, and he looked at the reminder card and smiled, but Yang An, who was extremely annoying, came over.
Yang An smiled, "The results are announced below!"
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