Chapter 9:
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What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
- 2412 characters
- 2021-02-27 05:38:56
Meng Jingyuan is also poor, and he also hangs along the line: "Why not, aren't we two together now?"
No, this is not a combination.
Laughter surrounded by "snoring" sounds: all combinations, you seem to be different in nature?
Whether a cross talk can attract the audience, the prelude can be said to be very important. The impromptu prelude by the two of them really mobilized the atmosphere of the scene.
Xiangshengmen's son can't worship his father as a teacher. Meng Jingyuan's family learned the origins and learned from the elders, but he adored the teacher with another sharp and sharp master. Therefore, Meng Jingyuan also had a lot of teacher characteristics. In the many years of cooperation with Zeng Wen, they have won porcelains, but from time to time, they are amazing.
In current terms, his style is: steady and skinny.
Qi Shejiang said with a smile: "This is temporary, and I have to return you to Teacher Zeng Wen."
As soon as this was said, the audience only shouted in unison: "Yooooooo ~~~~"
Qi Shejiang: "?????"
I've heard yelling, I've heard "噫", and cheers, what does "yoooo" mean? ?
In the past few decades, the comic dialogue industry has also developed such a method. Qi Shejiang couldn't figure out his head, but he couldn't reveal it on his face. He could only continue to talk down casually.
Anyway, I took Zhang Yue and hung up and I was full of fun. Qi Shejiang turned his head with satisfaction and returned to Taiben. "In fact, we are today to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival and the custom of the Mid-Autumn Festival. Every family enjoys the moon and eats moon cakes. If you are reunited, then it is 'bright and clean from the month to the Mid-Autumn Festival'. If you are in the field and separated from your loved ones, it can only be 'I wish you a long time and a thousand miles.'
Meng Jingyuan: "Yes, blessing."
Qi Shejiang: "There is even worse, only‘ a pot of wine between flowers, no blind date alone. Toasting invites the moon, and the shadows become three ’.
Meng Jingyuan looked puzzled: "Ah? That means different from the previous one, family."
Qi Shejiang shook his head: "This is even worse,‘ no blind date ’, no one is willing to date him.
Meng Jingyuan: "I haven't heard of it! What does that mean?"
...
Because it is the Mid-Autumn Festival, everything from the prelude to the job is a matter of course, and it is logical to enter the job.
Qi Shejiang talked about the topic here, "In fact, at the beginning, this moon cake was unfilled. It was a dry cake, a whole piece, and it was shaped like a circle. With stuffing, that was when Zhu Yuanzhang was hit. He invented it.
"This is to be said from the time of Emperor Yuan Shun, the government is dim, the people are miserable, and one eye of Mo Daoshi provokes the Yellow River to revolt against the world. It is the drumming of the drums and the uprising everywhere, including Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang.
"Zhu Yuanzhang combined vertical and horizontal forces and wanted to unite the various rebels on August 15th, but how should such an important message be passed on? Military division Liu Bowen came up with an idea. Let's put the news in the food and send it away. go!"
Meng Jingyuan: "Hey, it's a good way."
Qi Shejiang is serious and authentic: "As we all know, Emperor Hongwu Zhu Yuanzhang is from Fengyang and lives in No. 28 Barbecue Street, Zhujiazhuang, Fengyang County ..."
Meng Jingyuan couldn't bear to look: "Well! I still have a barbecue!"
...
Qi Shejiang: "After a good look, there is nothing less."
Meng Jingyuan: "What's missing?"
Qi Shejiang's hands seemed to be busy: "Put the mold up and print the word: Daoxiang Village."
Meng Jingyuan said, "Hey," "Is there a Daoxiang Village then?"
...
Qi Shejiang: "... Yuan Bing stepped forward to check. At that time, there were restrictions on the control of knives. Several households were allowed to use only one knives. Yuan Bing looked at the length of General Wang Sheng's long sword. The cake is fair enough. But the soldiers and geese were plucked, and they had to take advantage of something to be happy. He picked up the moon cake.
Meng Jingyuan: "Don't forget to eat?"
Qi Shejiang: "This can make everyone nervous, but it's loaded with a note that says" August 15th Night Soldier! "Results ..."
Meng Jingyuan: "How?"
Qi Shejiang: "I didn't reveal the 'stuffing' even if he was killed!"
...
...
This is an old paragraph, and the story revolves around the origin of stuffed moon cakes. The main characters are Zhu Yuanzhang, military officer Liu Bowen, and General Wang, known as Dadao Wang Sheng. They said how Zhu Yuanzhang thought of using mooncakes to pass on the message, and finally contacted the road Rebels.
Twenty minutes seemed to be fleeting, and the audience was still overwhelmed. Qi Shejiang entered the bottom, shaking the last baggage, and bowed down with Meng Jingyuan.
Although it is an old paragraph, it has been renovated a little, and this "late, tight, pause, frustration" performance technique can be regarded as the best use of them. Even those who have heard it can enjoy it.
The older you are, the more you will be waiting. From lines, expressions to actions, everything needs to be done.
However, they played for 20 minutes. The official broadcast should be more compact. There is no way, after all, it is a party.
After getting off the stage, Meng Jingyuan also laughed, "The words in front of me are hanging now? Why suddenly thought of bringing up Xiao Zhang, because he said you before?"
Qi Shejiang: "Hey, I haven't met him in the background before, just kidding."
He was happy, and Shuang finished changing his coat and went back. Zhang Yue had to wait another hour at the scene because he had to wait for the rest of the session.
Zhang Yue: I closed myself.
The audience who participated in the recording of the party could n’t disclose the specific content because they signed a confidentiality agreement. When they mentioned it online, they only said vaguely that Qi Shejiang performed well!
Netizens said, why are they so unbelieving?
[Oh, the navy came to blow again, and you also played the same for the new pineapple variety show! 】
[Everyone don't get excited, maybe he just means that Qi Shejiang was very beautiful on the day ...]
[Reasonable and convincing, hahahaha]
[Funny, jesse mother and child's face value you must serve, even if the vase is also a top vase. 】
[Of course the goose will never forget, the fear of being dominated by Qi Shejiang's variety show ...]
[Tangled, want to admire Qi Shejiang's face again, and have serious embarrassing phobia ...]
[Advise you not to look at it, reading the two gunmen is not a sense of humor! He won't wash it anyway here! 】
...
At mid-autumn night, at eight o'clock, the party started.
Old white house.
Lao Bai forcibly tuned the channel to Pineapple Channel. As a Sanxian musician, he went to Qi Shejiang to watch the party today!
The daughter cried, "Why watch the pineapple stand? I want to see the strawberry stand!"
Old Bai: "Don't make trouble, Dad has to be like Qi Shejiang."
daughter:"…………"
The daughter immediately sent a WeChat message to her friends: "I'm going, you absolutely can't think of it, my dad has to watch the pineapple terrace party and tell me he has to wait for Qi Shejiang ..."
The friends laughed: "Rishby, my uncle is still chasing love beans! It's still Yankong!"
"Uncle aesthetic is OK! Meet Uncle to lick the screen together tonight!"
Popular perception: Yan Kong must be Jesse.
Seeing that Guanshan Band came on stage and finished the show, the screen has shown that the next show is Qi Shejiang and Meng Jingyuan.
I saw Qi Shejiang ahead, Meng Jingyuan was behind, and walked to the front to stand. The old Bai's wife never cared about the entertainment industry. At this moment, he snorted, "Does this mean cross talk? How does it look like this?"
The daughter snorted, "You don't know, this is a embarrassing act. How can he say cross talk, the whole network is waiting to be mocked."
As a result, Qi Shejiang not only talked about cross talk, but also let old Bai's daughter spray as soon as she spoke.
Take Zhang Yue directly and hang up!
"Yes, we can hear it in the background. I'm done, it looks so good."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha, isn't that what Zhang Yue said, actually hit him?" The daughter typed excitedly: "Look at Pineapple Terrace Qi Shejiang's crosstalk! No, I'm sober, it's Qi Shejiang, he yells Appointment! "
More than once.
Qi Shejiang smashed Zhang Yue several times and hung up!
Lao Bai's daughter and friends watched the program while spitting in WeChat group.
"The groovy photographer is spiritual, and the lens gives Zhang about 233333"
"Zhang Yue's expression is so haha ha ha ha, I want to cut it off to make an expression pack!"
"Oh, I'm obviously here to lick the screen, why are you laughing!"
"The band members' expressions are bright. How happy they look at them!"
...
This is a night destined to surprise the media and netizens.
Similar to the old white situation, it occurs in many places.
Everyone calls friends and friends to see Zhang Yue's expression together-this product has been too many enemies these years. Even some colleagues who have been poisoned by him can't help calling relatives and friends to watch Pineapple Terrace.
Since Qi Shejiang and Meng Jingyuan came to power, there has been a noticeable increase in ratings. As the program is being broadcast, many related discussions have appeared on the Internet.
When Qi Shejiang came into work, everyone found that he was talking about traditional paragraphs, and it was even more cracked.
Who would have thought that Qi Shejiang, who thought he was playing gimmicks, could not only talk about cross talks, but also talk about the traditional cross talks that are solid, smooth and beautiful!
[Well, who are you? This is not Qi Shejiang I know! 】
[I wiped the TV screen and was ready to lick it, I said I was at a loss! 】
[Why do I lick and laugh until I drool? What's the matter with my love beans? ? 】
[? ? ? ? ? I know this must be Mr. Zeng Wen's skin! 】
【What's wrong? I was watching Strawberry Terrace, what did Qi Shejiang say? 】
[Zhang Yue in passion, also said traditional cross talk = mouth =]
[I also just tuned in the past and almost couldn't recognize it ... he didn't even have a small move, standing there was particularly decent and natural, and working with Teacher Meng, I really didn't imagine the difference in heaven. Stable. 】
[Agree with the word steady, this typhoon is really too stable, and the sense of rhythm is amazing! If I were not allowed to look at my face, I would guess this is an old artist! 】
[... Do you believe this is Qi Shejiang? It ’s a tight line without saying a bit, it ’s clear and fast, not messy, and the breath is even. Is this more than the whole line of his previous variety show? 】
[Isn't it funny that Zhang Yue fans performed online, and reposted Zhang Yue's facial expressions crazy, making it like New Year's Day. 】
...
At this time, there were insiders who broke the news, saying that Qi Shejiang's front section Zhang Yue was impromptu, but it was not in Taiben, it was the one in Crosstalk.
[Actually improvisation? Improvisation? ? 】
[………… Rissby, Teacher Meng is also great! Holding it tightly, I never saw it as improvisation at all! 】
[I go, if it is improvisation, then I have to doubt the previous variety show malicious editing! 】
[Khan, it can't be improvisation. Of course, even if it's not improvisation, I also admire Qi Shejiang, and will not be bitten by Zhang Yue after this. 】
[……………… I want to interview those who have analyzed Qi Shejiang's shame. 】
【it's me. I'm deleting Weibo. 】
[[Laughing and crying] So Qi Shejiang said in an interview that it was not a joke…? 】
[... think carefully! 】
[Our Jesse fan group has just been joined by new people just now. As soon as we come in, we ask if there are any previous crosstalk resources for Jesse, me? ? I'm so sorry, I didn't know he would say cross talk! 】
[This fan is very confused now! The goods are not on the right board. As long as Amway's face was enough, now is Amway your talent? 】
...
Qi Shejiang, who had been ridiculed by everyone for a few months, actually joined hands with Meng Jingyuan to launch a complete counterattack, which made the media and netizens stunned!
Those media that took the lead in singing bad Qi Jiang, reported his performance as soon as he turned around, and also discussed whether he wrote well for the shooter's paragraph.
But as long as people with long eyes can tell, the same book has no stage expressiveness, and it goes without saying. Just like Qi Shejiang in the past, where Taiben is there, isn't he also said to have no sense of variety?
You can't help but stun the media:
[Blind you, bottom is traditional cross talk, where's the gunman. And is crosstalk just a good book? 】
[Everything you said, you also said the vase, you also said the counterattack, you are a mature entertainment news, reflect on yourself, why did you not investigate Jesse's talent! 】
...
With the popularity of Meng Jingyuan and the topical degree of related personnel, the hot search related to Qi Shejiang that night turned out to be two.
At this moment, Li Jing mentioned hot search, Qi Shejiang was euphemistically inquiring about the meaning of hot search. He must naturally put Li Jing's words out. He didn't know what it was.
No way. Needless to say, the newspaper Qi Shejiang has been playing very well, becoming an important way for him to learn about new time and space and obtain information. However, he is still in the mysterious and complicated network.
"... Oh, have we gone up?" Qi Shejiang asked.
Xia Yiwei also said with concern: "Why did I get two more, is it related to Zhang Yue? Is public opinion going OK?"
Li Jing glanced at his mobile phone: "One is‘ Qi Shejiang, Meng Jingyuan, Zhang Yue ’. Most people still like it, and even the fans of Guanshan Band are happy.
Xia Yiwei breathed a sigh of relief, and it seemed that his son's comic debut was very successful. At a glance, Li Jing looked weird, and looked at him questioningly.
Li Jing: "Well ... there is another higher ranking, the key word is" Qi Shejiang is so beautiful wearing a coat "..."
Qi Shejiang: "........."