Chapter 8:
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What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
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- 2021-02-27 05:38:57
Subject: Did you see the program list for the Pineapple Mid-Autumn Festival?
Content: [program list.jpg] Qi Shejiang wants to perform cross talk with Meng Jingyuan? ? ?
1L :? ? ? ? ?
2L :? ? ? ? This face powder is incredible!
3L: Am I crazy or is Pineapple and Qi Shejiang crazy? No, is Xia Yiwei crazy?
4L: I, X, never imagined that Qi Shejiang's "next plan to talk about cross talk" is actually true! Qi Shejiang is a cruel man!
5L: It's a werewolf +1. I was thinking about it. Uncle Meng gave Qi Shejiang a concubine. What should Teacher Zeng Wen do ...
6L: Spelled, Ben Yanfan never looked at cross talks, for Jesse, decided to wait and see! !!
7L: Pineapple Media is great! !! Anyway, I must be waiting to watch the show!
8L: Poisonous, Qi Shejiang ... Do you want to be an idol? ...
9L: This program of truthfulness is really well planned, and I do n’t know what method Pineapple Media used to invite Meng Jingyuan to come, and actually let this kind of old artist carry a car for Qi Shejiang! I go, how much support Qi Shejiang!
10L: Is this really popular? ? Give him a lead role in the drama, and let him talk to Meng Meng is completely draining his popularity and using his topical degree! Do you think it's so easy to talk about crosstalk, just find a handwriting note and recite the lines to read it? His name is amused in the front, when it will be completely unhappy, or rely on Teacher Meng, you look at how ridiculous! Qi Qijiang's performance in variety shows is not embarrassing!
11L: That's the truth, there is no point to talk about cross talk, it will be very very embarrassing ... Although this mashup, combined with Qi Shejiang's stalk before, is very topical and funny, but it will definitely be mocked when it comes out =
12L: So how much money does Meng Jingyuan owe? You have to sacrifice your reputation to play this one. This is not a cross-border cooperation with a big star. Doing so is harmless. Qi Shejiang is also an artist of pineapple.
13L: Does our teacher Meng's innocent artistic career need to be so stained?
14L: This program was agreed by Xia Yiwei? With her team's savvy, how could she promise such a show to her son! So many people look forward to Qi Shejiang's next appearance. Even if she takes her son to a reality show, it is much better.
15L: I saw someone saying Qi Shejiang was going to a pineapple party. I really thought he and Xia Yiwei would sing together ... In fact, I really like their co-authored "Why West Chamber", no matter how others comment .
16L: Weak and weak, have you noticed that Guanshan's program is in front of cross talk, which means that Qi Shejiang is about to meet Zhang Yue, I don't know what the scene will be ... very curious.
17L: ... This arrangement is definitely intentional.
18L: Xia Yiwei sacrifice Meng Jingyuan. If you read this news, someone asked why Meng Jingyuan cooperated with Qi Shejiang. He said that everyone would know after the performance, and said that Qi Shejiang was very talented.
19L: In what ways is talent reflected? Can I play the piano or samstring?
20L: I do n’t know Sanxian, the piano level is average, and ... when talking about cross talk, Qi Shejiang really did n’t have an ac number?
21L: I do n’t care, I do n’t care, I do n’t care, even if the baby appears on the TV is talking cross talk, I still have to watch him QAQ
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Regarding the evening show, the programs that Qi Shejiang and Meng Jingyuan will perform have indeed caused heated discussions on the Internet, saying everything. But everyone thought that Qi Shejiang was just a cross-border performance. Who would have thought that this was his cross talk debut.
Moreover, Qi Shejiang is not a big star. This is his first public event after his debut with the pineapple show. He actually chose to cross talk for cross talk, which is really amazing.
In the eyes of others, this may be favorable for ratings and discussions, but the reputation of Zhijiang himself is definitely not good. Although he has no word of mouth, it is not even worse.
Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, he prefers to walk in the mountains.
How could they know that this show was simply Li Jing's matchmaking, and he took the initiative to take the relationship proposal to the TV station. In fact, as Qi Shejiang's current status, giving him a show alone is really not enough. The TV station prefers him to cooperate with Xia Yiwei.
However, Li Jing asked Meng Jingyuan to leave, this is not the same.
The old partner Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen are a golden combination in the hearts of the audience. Every year on the Spring Festival Evening, the nationality is high. With him and Qi Shejiang cooperation, the weight and topicality are extinct.
The TV station was reluctant to reject the proposal!
Li Jing and Xia Yiwei agreed to let Qi Shejiang talk about cross talk, but with Li Jing's thinking, if you talk about cross talk, you also have to make you say it vigorously.
I also have to thank the two teachers, Zeng and Meng, who actually accepted Li Jing's proposal in an inclusive manner, and Zeng Wen lent his good partner directly.
...
On the other side, Qi Shejiang also learned about some reactions through the media such as television and newspapers, and knew well.
For this party, he and Meng Jingyuan discussed and prepared a book, which is also a traditional cross talk. The old paragraph was slightly modified to fit the theme of the party.
The other is to perform on stage. As a comic actor, they usually wear coats. Of course, Qi Shejiang did not have a coat here. Meng Jingyuan's coat was made by a dedicated old tailor. It was purely manual, and it took only three or five days to make it.
Meng Jingyuan led Qi Shejiang to the old tailor. The two made a matching crow blue gown, made of a solid cloth, made of a whole piece of cloth, so there was no seam on the shoulders, and the size was customized to fit the body.
Qi Shejiang couldn't help but fold his coat up neatly.
Meng Jingyuan laughed: "You're overseas. I'm afraid you can't find such a skilled master to make a gown. This should be your first gown. The method of stacking gowns is good, but also taught by your master?"
"Yes." Qi Shejiang said this, but he was remembering his true master.
When he was a child when he was a student of art, not every comic actor wore a gown. The gown was a formal performance suit, which was gradually derived from the rules.
At that time, the status of the comic actor was not high, and many people couldn't pay attention to it. It can only be said that it is very decent to have a coat to be a costume. For example, Qi Shejiang's first coat was made only a few years after his graduation.
What a life like now. This gown is also very good. The tailor is still old and specializes in gowns.
Meng Jingyuan said again, "Yes, the last time I asked you to submit the materials to the Quxie Association. It will take some time for the specific results to come down."
Qi Shejiang didn't know much about these institutions and nodded confusedly.
Meng Jingyuan sighed. The story of the children's book is easy to say. He hasn't formally proposed it at the crosstalk gate. He is afraid that the rebound will be too great. He just found some brothers and peers and revealed the meaning, but the situation is not good.
In some respects, the crosstalk gate is very conservative, and Qi Shejiang's debut as such is even more difficult to accept.
However, he also took into account that Qi Shejiang's actual performance experience was not long, and he did not need to worry. For example, this evening performance is a good opportunity to show the level.
The day of the party recording.
Qi Shejiang arrived at the scene ahead of time. As an identity like Meng Jingyuan, there was a separate dressing room, and Xia Yiwei was also there, but today she did not have her show. She came to worry about Qi Shejiang's first performance.
However, her son's performance was much better than she thought, and he didn't look nervous at all. He just took his time to make up, and met Meng Jingyuan again.
One minute on the stage, ten years of work off the stage, and when you have done enough work, you will not show cowardice when you are on the stage. He decided to continue to be a cross talk actor in this time and space. Even if Qi Shejiang did not stop performing exercises, how could he be afraid of coming on stage.
"Look up." The makeup artist is going to apply Qi Shejiang's eye makeup. She just paints her eyebrows and wants to trace her eyeliner.
Qi Shejiang stopped for a moment. His appearance should have blurred his appearance, and he was so thick that he shouldn't find something for himself.
Before reaching their show, Qi Shejiang went to the toilet again. If there are any physical problems, try to solve them before going to the stage. Also, change the gown by the way-Xia Yiwei, her assistant and makeup artist are in the lounge. Qi Shejiang did not tell them to evade and went to the toilet by themselves.
When passing by a lounge, Qi Shejiang heard music from the closed door, all Western instruments, and then a recognizable magnetic male voice sounded, which should be performed in the same field. artist.
Qi Shejiang was attracted by this singing voice and couldn't help but stop. Although he was exposed to more traditional musical arts, his outstanding works can surprise him across time and space.
From the crack of the door, Qi Shejiang saw a shadow flashing, very familiar. After only recalling for two seconds, Qi Shejiang remembered that this was Zhang Yue he had met in the company building.
Qi Shejiang didn't listen too long, so he went to the toilet and changed his clothes in the cubicle.
The buttons were all fastened, Qi Shejiang swept his coat and came out.
But when Zhang Yue was in front of the sink, he wiped his clothes with water, and it was estimated that some stain had been stained. He heard the movement, raised his eyes and scanned the mirror, then he paused and looked at Qi Shejiang strangely from the mirror.
"Mr. Zhang." Qi Shejiang greeted him kindly. He later knew that the question he asked was relatively naive. "I'm sorry last time. I just passed by your rest room and heard you singing. that's nice."
He looked really sincere, and those good-looking eyes came over with a smile, which made people wonder if he was so affectionate when looking at mice.
Well, this apology sounds very sincere, but Zhang Yue still doesn't want to ignore this person.
After a while, he found that Qi Shejiang was still staring at him, and Qi Shejiang had just said "you" ... Zhang Yue hesitated, wondering how his head became hot, and gave an exception without humming.
Qi Shejiang: "What's the name of this song, who wrote it?"
Zhang Yue: "........."
He just sang in the lounge, his masterpiece, wrote by himself ...
Qi Shejiang, is this intentional? Ask him such a question? ?
"Did you find a difference again?" Zhang Yue directly squeezed Qi Shejiang to the wall with his body, he was so close, and asked threatly.
Qi Shejiang froze for a while, then guessed something, "Sorry to offend you? I'm often abroad and don't know much."
At this time, the third person walked into the toilet and was shocked to see their posture. One was Xia Yiwei's son Jesse, and the other was the famous stabbing head Zhang Yue.
This is a staff member who came in and wanted to report to the leader when he took out his mobile phone. Recorded the program. Did n’t it hit him?
Zhang Yue looked at Qi Shejiang fiercely. He said that Zhang Yue could not get angry, otherwise he seemed particularly stingy and could not accept Qi Shejiang's masterpiece.
But in fact, Zhang Yue can't be clear. No one can say that everyone has heard their songs across the country.
Zhang Yue feels even more angry that he was deceived by Qi Shejiang's attitude and beauty twice. He supplemented his brain so much that Qi Shejiang was suffocating him!
...... I'm so angry, I've been cheated again.
Zhang Yue took a handful of clothes from Qi Shejiang's chest and left.
"This temper ..." Qi Shejiang looked at his neckline. He will come to power later, and he must not wrinkle.
The staff member was still at the door. He didn't know what just happened. He thought that Qi Shejiang and Zhang Yue were about to fight. Is it because of online ridicule?
...
After the little episode Qi Shejiang returned, he did not tell Xia Yiwei and Meng Jingyuan that he had wet the neckline and dried it to make sure there were no wrinkles.
Going to TV is said to be a very serious matter. This is his first TV show in this time and space. It can be said that his first step is very important.
Finally, it was Qi Qijiang and Meng Jingyuan's turn to wait.
With a gesture from the staff, Qi Shejiang and Meng Jingyuan looked at each other and Qi Shejiang took the lead. The two stepped out of the background, reached the center of the stage, and bowed to the audience.
Both men are the same crow blue coat, one is praised by fans as the prosperous beauty, and the other has a round smile, forming a relatively strong contrast.
The applause suddenly thundered at the scene, but it wasn't all the demands of the director on the scene. One was beautiful and the other was national. Everyone would be happy to give applause.
Qi Shejiang smiled slightly before he spoke, and there was an uncontrollable scream at the scene.
Unlike the audience at the teahouse last time, today's audience is mostly young people, especially women, and the response to Shejiang is naturally larger.
He was in a plain coat with a plain face, his face looked refreshing, and his facial features were a little westernized, but he inexplicably did not conflict with this traditional costume at all, or because he raised his hands to his feet, or the oriental temperament.
This is Qi Shejiang's second cross talk in this time and space. Compared with the last time, the audience in this scene is "difficult to deal with", they are more face-oriented than before.
This issue Meng Jingyuan also reminded Qi Shejiang repeatedly, be careful not to be disturbed by the audience. Fortunately, it is not a live broadcast today. In case there is something, it can be cut later.
"Thank you all, I don't know if your applause is for me or for the previous show." Qi Shejiang is at ease.
As soon as he spoke, the applause slowly stopped. When it came to the second half, many viewers laughed. Is n’t Zhang Yue the last one? Who does n’t know how Zhang Yue hacked the river on the Internet.
Qi Shejiang's sentence was not in the TV book they gave to the TV station. Fortunately, the requirements of the recording and broadcasting of the party were not so strict. Of course, the grid is calculated, and it can be edited.
Qi Shejiang has his own performance habits. If he is on the same stage with others, he likes to mention the last program when he opens. This also prevents the audience from immersing in the previous program and naturally brings everyone to their own work. Come.
And he had a deal with Zhang Yue before. Although he had a good temper, he also had some narrowing. This is not the case, he immediately used Zhang Yue to hang on (ridicule). He himself knew that this would work well.
Meng Jingyuan is an old actor. Even if this sentence is on-the-fly (improvisation), he can hold it, and when he went to know Qi Shejiang, he also saw something about him and Zhang Yue, and immediately exaggerated: "Good show."
Qi Shejiang: "Yes, we can hear it in the background. I've finished listening, it looks so good!"
There was a burst of laughter at the scene. Most people knew that Zhang Yue had commented on Qi Shejiang's previous sentence, "After listening, it looks good!" Even if I don't know, this sentence itself is quite interesting.
Unexpectedly, Qi Shejiang made fun of this incident as soon as he came to power, which is tantamount to fighting back. How can we not let everyone get excited.
I've never heard of Zhang Yue mocking this, ridiculing that. There are also Zhang Yue in person, which is really fresh.
Everyone also whispered to each other. These are young people, who originally thought that the vase was added with a traditional cross talk master. Although the collocation has a gimmick, the content should be average. Big deal, look at the handsome guy for 20 minutes.
Who knew that their expectations were surprised by Qi Shejiang from another angle. His performance was really good. In a few words, the content may be written by the writer, but the unexpected performance did not make everyone feel awkward.
The audience was really hilarious. After the Guanshan band performed, they sat on the round table at the bottom. After that, there was an artist group to send moon cakes to the audience.
I saw Zhang Yue's face all black, "..."
In contrast, the band members beside him laughed and covered their stomachs.
Is n’t it interesting to watch Zhang Yue eat? In particular, they remember Zhang Yue still humming "Why the West Chamber". What kind of fate is this?
The audience did not respond to Qi Shejiang's expectations, and Meng Jingyuan also laughed and said, "Well, wait, what do you think is good?"
Qi Shejiang then said "Oh", "I mean, I sing so well!"
Meng Jingyuan: "Well, this is pretty much the same."
At this moment the directors talked in a low voice, with a smile on their faces. This show promised is really worthwhile. Although this sentence is not on the books, the effect is very good.
For their TV station, they like this bridge!
Zhang Yue just stopped, his poisonous tongue, scolding people are not news. I did not expect Qi Shejiang would be enough. Impulse retaliation was worthy of being supported by my mother. A newcomer was not afraid of anything, so I went back on the show.
And it's not abusive or something like that, it's quite sensible-after all, Zhang Yue really looks good.
Qi Shejiang also said: "Singing is very good, that is, just go there, perform, everyone, you will never run out of tuning!"
Meng Jingyuan: "Are you exaggerating?"
Qi Shejiang raised his head and said, "Isn't he? He ran away? I don't understand this."
The audience at the scene chuckled, and "hit" him, thinking that this sentence is obviously self-deprecating.
Meng Jingyuan pulled Qi Qijiang at the same time and reminded Qi Qijiang halfway. The rhythm should be faster.
Qi Shejiang said "Hi" with a distressed expression, "Isn't I jealous of him? Why can't I have a combination? Isn't I good enough?"
The newcomer who made their debut in the same period made a combination, but he didn't leave it. I didn't expect this burden, turned it over again, and linked to his own situation.
The audience woke up for a second before waking up, and then burst into a warm laugh, listening carefully and mixed with whistles.
This kind of affair is everyone's favorite.
The photographer also very cleverly pointed the lens at the Guanshan band again, zoomed in and zoomed in, and gave Zhang Yue a close-up.
Zhang Yue: "……………………"