Chapter 1: Offended

Section 1
[This story is purely fictional, please do not imitate]
Six reincarnations, all sentient beings. No matter how rich and poor he was during his lifetime, he still couldn't escape the hurdle of Yan Luodian after his death. The poverty and richness of a new life depends on how much merit he had during his lifetime, whether he went to heaven or hell. The yin and yang books are clearly written.
In the gloomy Yanluo Hall, there are big and small ghosts standing on both sides. An angry lord of ghosts, holding the Yin Yang Book in his hand, looked at the Yin Ling No. 8268 kneeling in the temple.
Ma has been born on Earth Star
Lifetime career emotional liar
The bad karma created by: cheating money, cheating, and feelings led many women to commit suicide because of their emotions. Ten bad karma accounted for six kinds.
I still love to use the reputation of the Queen Mother to swear to deceive people and destroy the reputation of Shangxian. This time the Queen Mother specifically asked Tianxian to come over and ask the ghost king to give him a heavy sentence.
After reading the information, the ghost king slaps the emperor's case in front of him angrily, "You should go to the pan and see what you did in your lifetime, that is, to go to the skinning hell, it is cheap to you.
The horse was kneeling in the temple, and the shackles of his body were pressing heavily on the spirit body, and the frightened trembling shivered. He's so angry, isn't it just to cheat some money, is it easy to be a liar. In order to eat together, even the old and ugly woman cheated.
The ghost king stared at the horse coldly, "However, your merit book also records a piece of money that you once donated in Fengdu ghost town. Yan Luo Guidi reads that you have this merit, so this time you are extra kind, don't need to go down Eighteen hells. But you need to cast a beast to eliminate your bad karma. You will treat the ninth as a pig, the sixth as a dog, and then be reincarnated as a human. "
Ma heard of it before thinking of traveling to the Three Gorges a few years ago. When looking at the ghost town in Fengdu, in order to reveal his noble kindness in front of a female president, he put a hundred yuan into the merit box. I didn't expect this to be his greatest merit, but when I thought about the destiny of being a pig and a dog, and being killed and eaten by people, I also sadly wished that I wouldn't smoke my two mouths. Why not put two hundred dollars more.
"Take a horse and listen to the order, take it to the six reincarnation mirrors, let's go reborn."
The face of the bull-headed horse grabbed the spirit body of the horse like a chicken, dragged it and walked outside the hall, listening to the ghosts crying and howling on both sides. Came to the six-way reincarnation mirror,
A very ugly mother-in-law sat there, filled with bowls of tea in front of her.
Ma has looked at this mother-in-law, looking at the tea in front of her strangely? When I was alive in the world, I heard that I had a cup of strong wine before I killed my head. Does it mean that a bowl of ‘Longjing Tea’ was given before the reincarnation? .
"See Mother-in-law Meng."
‘Mother-in-law’? God! Isn't this the legendary "Meng Po soup"? I said that after drinking it, I did n’t know anything. What should I do? Is it hard for Lao Tzu's wise life to end?
The bull's head began to rotate six reincarnation mirrors, a rainbow of light flashed in front of the mirror, and the reincarnation mirror slowly turned.
"How can it be so troublesome? Throwing it directly into the reincarnation lake would not be over, how could it be necessary to enter the reincarnation mirror? It would also be more troublesome to use the incarnation to remove the flesh and spirit," Meng asked.
"My mother-in-law didn't know that the queen's mother had brought words to the immortal. You should fine this boy. So he entered the mirror, so that his destiny can be accurately arranged. The first life is a pig, and he will suffer at the end of his life. Eighteen knives, screaming for three hours to cut off the air. "Ma Mian explained.
"Huh, it seems that this kid offended the Queen Mother's woman. He was unlucky, that woman had a small belly, and I wanted to pursue the Jade Emperor with her. Huh, after she succeeded, she retaliated against her old body, ruining my face, and under the old breath. Run here to sell 'Forgetting Love Water'. Speaking of her, she got angry and left a bowl of soup. You asked him to drink it. I'm going to feed the soup elsewhere. Don't forget to dissolve his physical and spiritual knowledge. Otherwise, a pig-faced person was created, and maybe an eight ring was made. "After that, he turned and disappeared into the air.
The cold sweat DC that Ma has listened to, what is this called! It ’s not that she made a few small vows in the name of the Queen Mother, and tricked a few women into agreeing with each other. Why ca n’t you live with me as a little person?
"The two elder brothers, the Yushu Linfeng, which was born when you two were born, is extraordinary. Can you arrange a better destiny for me? Now that our popular pet pig, can you also call me a pet pig, the most Fortunately, it ’s the kind of love that the owner has.
The horse has a flattering smile.
"Fart your farts, just the things you do in the world, it's good not to tell you to go to hell. It's the beginning of your new life when the reincarnation mirror stops, this is the end of the liar, ha ha ha ha." Niutou finished. , Laughing with horse face haha.
Ma's smile disappeared, and he looked at the two ghosts viciously. The heart said, anyway, it was dead. Look at the bear-like bears who were gloating over them. Before I knew it, I scolded the first meal and said, "Mama made a comparison. The two of you look like this. Your dad was in a bad mood at that time, and he gave birth to this look. He didn't have any face to see people before he ran to this broken place as a ghost. I would scold you two hundred times a day even if I was a pig. "
"Wow, you guys dare to scold the big ghosts and find out whether to fight." After that, there were just a few big mouths on the horse.
Although it is a spirit body, Ma has also been dizzy and turned, but his mouth is always scolding hard. Anyway, it's going to be a pig, don't scold, don't scold, I will scold if killed, as long as I can't beat, I will scold.
Flicked up and kicked on Ma's ass. Ma's spirit body was kicked up and flew straight to the mirror. "Shoot", I saw the golden light flash, and Ma's figure disappeared into the reincarnation mirror that had not stopped.
Niu Taoma looked at the disappeared figure with a humming face, his hands were at the waist, and there was still anger. Slowly, the anger on Ma Nian's face disappeared and replaced with a frightened expression, "Brother Niu, he didn't drink Meng Po soup!"
"Brother Ma, I did not use avatars to remove his physical knowledge."
"Brother Niu, what's more terrible is that he didn't reincarnate into the animal road. You see that the reincarnation mirror just stopped. He just entered the human society of different degrees of space."
The horse face grabbed his two horse ears, the cow head grabbed his two horns, and the two scared people shuddered, "Brother Niu, do you think the ghost king will nail us on the copper post and roast and eat?" . "
"Ma, UU Kanshu www.uukanshu.com, if the ghost king knows, we have to pick our skins down and make them into drums, what can we do about it." Niu Tau's voice all cried.
Looked around the horse face, and there was no ghost, and he said with courage: "Otherwise, let's change it for him? Anyway, the Lord of Destiny Ghost King will rise to heaven to be a great in a thousand years."
Niutou also looked around, nodded fiercely, "Well, you know me anyway, no other ghost knows."
The horse noodle had the strong support of the bull head, pulled out the stylus from behind, flipped through the life and death book, and found the column of the horse.
"The horse has been reincarnated as a pig with a life cycle of one year"
Ma Nian added four 'zeros' fiercely behind the word, and then let out a long breath.
"Wrong horse face, if you ask the judge to check, how can there be a pig that has lived for a thousand years, we must do a crime of malfeasance."
"Then what to do." A horse face on the horse face was crying without tears.
"If you don't do it, you will endlessly destroy it."
The horse's face also showed a fierce glance, and the "beep" opened the life and death book again, and the stylus waved. In the book of life and death, there is no such thing as a horse anymore. A bull head kicked Meng Po Tang and a yellow smoke dispersed in the air. After cleaning everything up, the bull head and the horse face resurrected with a ghost.
Unexpectedly, this small mistake has created a human society in a different space, and there has been a human with an undead body.