Vol 2 Chapter 1013: Blitz

"...Romahro-mah-mah, Gagaooh-la-la! Want to seduce rbadrayly, Iwant to seduce rbadrayly, Iwahing...wave-wave-romance, qua-ga-oh-la-la, give me bad romance I want You are ugly, I want your sickness, and I want everything about you..."
  Sunlight poured down the bathroom, a row of white coffins opened, and King Chiguo climbed out of the coffin marked with touch nster, and danced strange zombie dances with a group of companions wearing white tights and covering their eyes...
  The waist is twisted, the curve is obvious...
  A group of supermodels descended, pulled out the King Chiguo in the bathtub, pinched his cheeks, poured wine on him, and tore his clothes...
  A group of weirdly-dressed men played by Ershibasu sat opposite, watching everything indifferently, as if choosing goods...
  In the end, only a simple set of gem-encrusted clothes remained on the body of King Chiguo, and the dancers danced a seductive dance...
   and then.
  Like a cat, the king of the kingdom crawls towards the man who bids her...
  ...
  "BadRane", the best video of the year, the best popular video, the best female ~ video...
of course.
When   LadyGaga danced this Mv, softness and temptation coexisted, but the protagonist in Mv was replaced by the three kings and twenty-eight nights.
  The best video of the past has completely changed its appearance, it is simply a dance of demons, the people watching are frightened, the rabbit is dead and the fox is sad...
  ...
   "Morning!"
   Nezha cheered in a low voice, his eyes gleaming, compared with the performance of the King Chiguo, the performance of him and Li Jing at that time was really pediatric!
  Perhaps, he should really learn this magical power from Li Xiaobai!
  Li Jing's heart became calmer and calmer. Sure enough, the way to find balance is to drag everyone into the water.
  The growth king is stunned.
  Zhao Gongming was dripping with a cold sweat.
  Second Marshal Guanma once again withdrew from the Mv. Hearing the sound of music, looking back and seeing the ongoing performance of King Chiguo and Twenty-Eight Inn, his temper was not so hot as expected.
  People are afraid of comparison.
  Li Xiaobai is really lawless, anyone dares to toss!
  Is he not afraid of angering the people?
  Li Mu stayed sober and asked: "Did you drop?"
  Guan Yu was silent.
  Ma Tianjun glanced at Li Mu, gritted his teeth unwillingly, turned around abruptly, and rushed into the Nantian Gate.
  He doesn't believe it anymore, can't he escape if he can't fight?
   Soon, it turns out that he really can’t escape.
  Just two steps after turning around, Ma Tianjun's figure has shrunk rapidly, from a human figure to a small curly Teddy.
   suddenly turned into a dog, Ma Tianjun gave a sudden shock, paused, and rushed into the Nantian Gate without looking back.
   actually left!
  Monkey Wukong looked at Ma Tianjun who ran away, with some surprise, reminded: "Xiao Bai, Ma Tianjun ran away."
   "Just run away, someone must go back to report to the Jade Emperor." Li Mu said indifferently, he looked at Guan Yu, "General Guan, what are you going to do?"
  Guan Yu clenched his fists, looked at the growth of the king, and thought about Ma Tianjun who became a dog and escaped, his eyes struggled, and he was caught in a dilemma.
"Marshal Zhao, you and General Guan are both Taoist protectors. In the past, I persuaded him that after joining our team, he must give full play to his subjective initiative." Li Mu looked at Zhao Gongming next to him, "You have four guardians, Marshal Wen, Ma Tianjun each became a dog, and General Guan did not intend to surrender. Only you are standing here intact, don't you look embarrassed? It's also good for Dora to be a personal companion!"
  NMB!
  You don’t feel embarrassed if you don’t say it!
  Zhao Gongming's face turned black: "..."
  The King of Growth felt an arrow in his knee.
  Li Jing and his son didn't care. They had experienced such a torture of purgatory. For them, there was nothing more terrible in the world.
  Pig Eight Rings Order Flag waved.
  The slogan is revived.
  "One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and one hundred thousand dogs, speak for Li for love."
   "One, two, three, four, five, we waited so hard."
   "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, we are so anxious to wait."
  "Guan Sheng, Guan Sheng is dancing well, he is busy holding the dog and kissing..."
   "Twenty-eight nights are busy acting, can Emperor Guan Sheng descend?"
  ...
  "..." Guan Yu.
In the sound of the slogan, Zhao Gongming sighed, took a step forward, and said: "Marshal Guan, come down! We can't toss him."
  Guan Yu's red face turned white, and his mouth insisted: "Some will not drop!"
   "Either sing or become a dog, what does it look like when you tweak?" The slogan is very cooperative...
   "Lingshan Buddha, General Guan obviously wants to dance, so let's make him perfect!" Nezha was holding a spear, lest the world would not be chaotic.
  Zhao Gongming understood, turned around and saluted Li Mu: "Lingshan Buddha, please let Guan Shengdijun dance another song."
  Guan Yu gushed blood in his throat: "Zhao Gongming, Nezha, you two despicable villains..."
   "Falling down?" Li Mu asked again.
   "A certain wish to surrender." Guan Yu gritted his teeth, glanced at the twenty-eight nights who was still dancing, and a few words popped out between his teeth.
  ...
  Finally, Guan Yu stood beside Li Xiaobai.
  He glared at Nezha and Zhao Gongming angrily, seven of them dissatisfied, eight of them dissatisfied, as if his surrender was forced.
   However, when he occasionally glanced at the dancing twenty-eight nights, Chiguo Tianwang and others, the relief and relief that Guan Yu revealed in his eyes was enough to prove that he did not resent the two Nezha who forced him.
  Continue to let him dance this kind of dance in front of everyone, it is better to die than life...
  ...
"Growth King, Marshal Zhao, Third Prince." Li Mu stared at the twenty-eight nights and the others controlled by Mv. After thinking for a moment, he said, "The Nantian Gate is already in vain. You are familiar with the heavens. You might as well take the opportunity to go in and tell the gods. , It is said that the Lingshan Buddha is here, and the immortals in the palaces and halls are invited to come out to watch the singing and dancing. There are too few audiences, and the influence is still not enough."
   "Are you willing to let us go?" Nezha asked in surprise.
   "Why not?" Li Mu smiled, "Don't you dare to be my enemy?"
  "..." Nezha froze.
"I have images of you dancing in my hand. You ran away. These images will inevitably be made public." Li Mu glanced at them and smiled, "Moreover, I have the confidence to persuade the Jade Emperor. Wait until the Jade Emperor agrees to me. If you really do the things that are going back and forth again and again, you will not only be a villain, but you will also hate me because of it. There will be no place for the Three Realms in the future. It is embarrassing enough to drop one time, and you don’t want to drop it a second time in the future. Face, I want more!"
  Would you like to be so direct?
   A sentence, like a sharp arrow, poked a few people’s chests.
  Nezha and the others were blushing, and each of them had no place to show themselves.
  "Furthermore, third prince, isn't our purpose to have a big party in the heaven and finally eliminate everyone's embarrassment? Do you just want to escape from me?" Li Mu smiled and continued.
   "Lingshan Buddha, needless to say, we will just do it." Nezha interrupted Li Mu, blushing, and rushing toward the Nantian Gate.
  The remaining few people also saluted Li Mu and left.
  In a blink of an eye.
  Beside Li Mu, there were the Scripture Study Group and his dog army. He looked at the towering Lingxiao Palace and greeted the people next to him: "Let's go, let's go in too, don't let the Jade Emperor wait in a hurry."
  The power of Heaven is too great.
  Li Mu's advantage is the blitzkrieg. The longer it is, the more disadvantaged it will be for him.
  Long time.
  There will always be someone who will thoroughly study his skills and details...
The MV skill cannot effectively cause real damage to the target. It combines some of the characteristics of dance and soap operas, but it does not trap oneself as the operator in it like dances, nor can it be concrete like a soap opera. The people in the process of transformation cause harm.
  The disadvantages and advantages are quite obvious...
  No matter how powerful the skills are, the shortcomings will be exposed if they are used too much.
  Now, the MV will embarrass or feel humiliated by these aloof fairy gods.
But there are more people who have experienced, seen more, and listened more. Then, all those who have experienced will become numb. I think these are all taken for granted. At that time, MV skills will lose their original effects. , Becomes a pure control skill.
   is the final result that Li Mu instilled for Nezha and others.
  After all the fairy gods in the court danced, their embarrassment was not embarrassment.
   But this control skill is not so easy to use.
  Because, you will never know how many people actually participated in a MV?
  Even with the cooperation of single dogs, the dogs often kill elephants. These tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of mana-powered dogs become crazy, and he can't hold them.
  The most important thing is that hands-on means failure of the mission.
  After all, what he really wants is a blind date, to find love, not to be an enemy of everyone.
   Disturbed the water in the heavenly court, and when everyone did not react, rushed into the enemy's heart, captured the enemy's head in one fell swoop, ended the Mv's farce, and washed himself out, in order to establish his final victory.
   Sending Nezha and others out to pick things out is to force Nezha and others to completely fight with themselves to prevent them from suddenly turning back...
  ...
  Li Mu got involved in Nantianmen, and the news spread very quickly.
  Just a few songs in time.
  Yao Chi, Guanghan Palace, Dou Mu Palace and other holy places all knew what happened at the door of the house.
   "The four guardian gods were forced to sing and dance outside the Nantian Gate."
   "Li Jing and his son betrayed the heavenly court, and the 100,000 heavenly soldiers they brought were turned into dogs by Li Xiaobai."
   "Lingshan Buddha hit the South Tianmen, and he wants to fight for the position of Jade Emperor."
  ...
  In just a few songs, all kinds of news are flying all over the sky, and the people in the heaven are panicked, especially the Queen Mother and Lunar Star King who received the invitation to the blind date meeting, and they are even more restless.
  No one expected that the situation deteriorated so quickly?
  Referring to the time setting of one day in the sky and one year on the ground, it is as if they had just received the invitation on the front foot, and on the back foot Li Xiaobai defeated the celestial soldier who defeated him, and backhanded the heaven...
  The huge disparity in time ratio made them accustomed to the fast pace, but they still couldn't predict that in the Three Realms, someone would be so fast that they couldn't even react to it.
  ...
"...It must be that King Chiguo and Twenty-Eight Suben have already discussed the strategy, but who knows that Li Xiaobai doesn't speak any truth, and when they meet, they don't even say hello, so the three heavenly kings and twenty-eight nights dance in front of the three armies. …"
   "At that time, Marshal Guanma was also dancing, and his movements were unsightly."
   "The King of Growth and Marshal Zhao also surrendered Li Xiaobai. Marshal Wen was at a loss, fearing that Li Xiaobai would become a dog."
   "Your Majesty, the Heavenly Kings of Jiguo and their jumping are too hurtful, which is equivalent to humiliation. When they are fully awake, they will have no place to show themselves. The Nantian Gate is about to be lost..."
  Lingxiao Palace.
   Clairvoyance and Shunfeng ear, you say, I say, the battle situation on the front line is clearly stated.
  Jade Emperor’s complexion became very ugly. First, Li Jing and his sons, then the four heavenly kings and the twenty-eight nights, and then sent troops there, is his heaven still available?
   There was a tumult in the hall.
  At this time, everyone knows, what kind of character is coming to attack Heaven?
  They are all fairy gods who have lived in the heavens for a long time. The first encounter with a player like Li Xiaobai who does not play cards according to the routine, it really makes them a little at a loss.
  Singing and dancing, or becoming a dog, looking for a true love kiss, are not what they want to experience...
   "Every Qing family, does anyone have a good plan to deal with Li Xiaobai?" The Jade Emperor forced his composure.
  This statement came out.
  The officials in the hall fell silent at the same time.
  Wait a moment.
   Zhang Tianshi stood up: "Your Majesty, the ministers listened to the clairvoyant narrative and thought that what the King of the Kingdom said was very reasonable. Li Xiaobai was strong in supernatural powers, but weak in mana. Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, powerfully killing him may be able to finally destroy him."
   "Does the heavenly master lead a team to attack?" Jade Emperor's eyes lit up and asked.
  Zhang Tianshi paused abruptly, and said quickly: "The minister thought that Li Xiaobai would be injured in close combat. It should be possible for the gods of Leibu to strike him with lightning in the air to succeed."
  Puhua Tianzun was shocked, and glared at Tianshi Zhang angrily. In one move, he suppressed the three heavenly kings and twenty-eight nights at the same time. Can people with such supernatural powers be destroyed by thunder?
  If it is not eliminated, how will Li Xiaobai find him?
  Let him, the respected Heavenly Lord, dance in front of the gods?
   Zhang Tianshi, Zhang Tianshi, the old man has no grievances with you, so why push the old man into the fire pit?
"The heavenly master has a point." The Jade Emperor jaws his head and looks at Wen Zhong, "Puhua Tianzun, please lead the Leibu gods to attack Li Xiaobai! Even if you can't kill him, stop him for a while, I The of the year has been sent to tune Yang Jian, the Erlang has a roaring dog, he may be able to defeat Li Xiaobai..."
Wen Zhong glared at Zhang Tianshi again, and walked out of the queue: "Your Majesty, Li Xiaobai is in the mortal world. He is already outside the Nantian Gate. The Leibu gods will strike him with lightning again, and if they can't hurt him, they will cause him to fire. Coming, on the contrary, is not beautiful. The minister thinks that it is the best policy to send someone to negotiate with Li Xiaobai, to clarify his real purpose, and to prescribe the right medicine."
"He wanted to hold a blind date meeting in Wuzhuangguan to match marriages for the heavenly female fairies, in an attempt to disrupt the order of the Three Realms. Lunar Star King and Queen Mother filed a lawsuit in front of me. I refused, so I sent Li Jing to get him. , But he was killed on the Nantian Gate. This is the cause and effect." The Jade Emperor snorted, "Puhua Tianzun, you think I should compromise, and agreed to his request, and send the fairy of the heavens to him to do the Laoshizi. Your blind date meeting?"
"..." Wen Zhong shook abruptly, his forehead oozes a layer of cold interest, and he couldn't say anything. He didn't expect that Li Xiaobai hit the heavenly court and swallowed for such a ridiculous reason. "Your Majesty, this isn't Li Xiaobai's excuse, right?"
"What's the excuse? What's the truth? He hit the Nantian Gate, forced the heavenly court officials to sing and dance, and turned the heavenly soldiers into a dog. I have no retreat." The Jade Emperor said with a cold face, "If you really can't take it. If the matter spreads out from him, the Heavenly Court is in the Three Realms, and it will surely sweep the face, and there will be no more prestige to speak of."
  Wen Zhong raised his head and looked at the Jade Emperor. He deeply realized his helplessness, and he sighed inwardly, and saluted the Jade Emperor: "The minister is going to march."