Chapter 451: Hilarious sketches (2)

On stage, Xiao Yunhai and Zhang Ya were panicked when they heard a knock on the door outside.
In a panic, Xiao Yunhai accidentally fell over the sofa and dropped his shoes.
"Hurry up and hide from the curtain!" Zhang Ya picked up one of them, threw it over, and said, "Here are your shoes!"
As a result, Xiao Yunhai did not catch it, and his shoes fell outside the window.
Xiao Yunhai sighed, "When it's over, I'm not afraid of the shadow anymore!"
Zhang Ya sternly scolded: "Give me in!"
After Zhang Ya finished speaking, she packed her clothes and opened the door.
Huang Bo wore a suit, combed his head, and walked in with his hands behind his back.
Seeing him, the audience also applauded in face.
After Huang Bo came in, he felt affectionate and walked around, asking: "Is all new ones?"
Zhang Ya said, "Yeah, what else should I use? When you divorced, didn't you let you move out?"
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
The audience laughed.
Huang Bo asked suspiciously: "Really?"
Zhang Ya said: "Old Gao, you forget it. When you leave, there will be only me and the load-bearing wall at home!"
"Haha, I'll go, this is too cruel."
"I can't take it anymore, they are so funny."
Some of the audience laughed until their stomachs hurt.
Huang Bo walked to the window and sighed: "It was so impulsive back then! Hahahaha!"
After speaking, he closed the curtains on both sides, just to reveal Xiao Yunhai with a panic expression.
Zhang Ya hurried over and drew the curtains back to block Xiao Yunhai: "What are you doing with the curtains? Most of the night!"
"Puff."
"Hahaha."
"This sketch is so interesting.
Huang Bo pointed to Zhang Ya and said, "You were so shy back then, and I was too shy!"
He turned around, took Xiao Yunhai's hand from behind the curtain, took him out, and said, "I'm holding your hand, as it is now, my little heart is plopping."
There was a look of horror in Zhang Ya's eyes, she covered her mouth and could not speak.
The audience roared with laughter, and the audience laughed crazy.
Yao Na could no longer maintain her posture that day later, and couldn't help slapping the guard on her seat.
Ouyang Zhaoming, the director of the Mango Channel, was also full of laughter, bursting into tears.
Chen Xiuzhu and Xiao Yunling were holding their stomachs, laughing out of breath.
Even Xiao Qifeng, who has always been serious, couldn't help but shook his head and laughed.
This section is definitely the climax of the whole sketch.
Huang Bo said as he walked, "We were just holding hands like this, walking on the asphalt road, and we ran into your mother head on! It scared you."
He happened to see Zhang Ya's expression, so he let go of Xiao Yunhai's hand, pointed to her and said, "Yes! You had this expression at the time! When you saw your mother, you took your hand away and went into the small forest. went."
Xiao Yunhai took the opportunity to escape and got inside the curtains again.
Huang Bo got more and more excited when he talked and said, "As soon as I see you go, I will chase you! Oh, I will chase you! You will run! I will chase you! You will run! I can't catch you when I see Yes, I'll wait for you! In the end, you hit me in my arms!"
Huang Bo said as he chased Xiao Yunhai in the curtains. Then, he stopped suddenly and Xiao Yunhai was hugged by him.
Zhang Ya was frightened, kicked into the curtain, and shouted "I'm going!"
Taking advantage of Huang Bo being kicked, Xiao Yunhai hurried out from the curtain on the right and hid behind the curtain on the left.
This performance once again caused everyone to burst into laughter.
Huang Bo clutched his stomach and walked out, and said, "Oh, I'm going! Your unfeeling foot kicked me from memory to reality!"
Xiao Yunhai peeked out from behind the curtain, pointed at the phone, and kept chirping at Zhang Ya.
Zhang Ya frowned and said, "Hao Jian!"
Huang Bo, who was about to sit on the sofa when he heard it, thought he was talking about him, and said with an ugly face: "Okay, I'm so cheap! I'm so cheap!"
Zhang Ya explained: "I didn't mean you..."
Huang Bo waved his hand, sat on the sofa, and said, "Stop talking! I'm here today, just to tell you good news. I'm getting married again! I have found a young girlfriend, young, beautiful and rich. Hahahaha. I want you to check it out for me today. If you are so cautious and say that she is good, then we will get the certificate! Of course, as long as you disagree, that will not work! Haha, is that a little uncomfortable in that heart?"
Seeing Huang Bo's proud look and hearing the funny lines in his mouth, the audience laughed.
Zhang Ya sighed, and said, "If you say that, then in my heart...it's so painful! Hahahaha!"
"Since everything is said and done, then you can check it out for me first! Come on, show your face, baby!"
Zhang Ya suddenly opened the curtains, revealing Xiao Yunhai. At this moment, he was sitting on the window with shoes.
The audience in the audience already couldn't laugh at all, but now they saw Xiao Yunhai's appearance again, and they were full of laughter.
Xiao Yunhai chuckled, and said, "The shoes are hanging from tree branches!"
Zhang Ya smiled and said, "Don't hide, just talk about it! Come, introduce, Hao Jian, my little boyfriend. Old Gao, my ex-husband."
Xiao Yunhai stretched out his hand and smiled awkwardly: "Ex-husband. Or else you can talk first, just because I have another meeting."
Zhang Ya pulled Xiao Yunhai over and said, "Why?"
Xiao Yunhai spread the phone and said, "Misunderstanding!"
Zhang Ya whispered: "Cooperate."
Xiao Yunhai looked at the phone and said, "It's not that I don't cooperate. On the surface, there are three people, but actually four people!"
Zhang Ya asked puzzledly: "Four people?"
Xiao Yunhai raised his phone and said, "Yeah."
Zhang Ya got it wrong, and hurriedly touched her stomach, said: "Uh hahaha, tell me everything!"
Xiao Yunhai almost cried, covering his face, and said, "Oh my grandfather!"
The audience had already laughed, and their mouths couldn't stop booing.
Even the celebrities who have finished the show laughed and fell together.
Next, the three people's dialogue was still burdened with constant jokes.
Finally, Lin Lu's voice finally came from Xiao Yunhai's cell phone.
"Hao Jian, I hate you!"
Zhang Ya was taken aback, and said, "Huh? Xiaojian, your phone ringtone is so noisy, I turned it off for you!"
Xiao Yunhai hurriedly rushed over and said, "No! This is from my wife!"
Zhang Ya interrupted: "That...the phone has radiation, which is not good for the baby."
Xiao Yunhai cried a face~EbookFREE.me~ and said: "If you just consider the little baby, you can ignore the life and death of the big baby?"
The laughter rang again.
Zhang Ya whispered: "Hao Jian, I will help you with your wife, now you help me! Please!"
Xiao Yunhai nodded and said, "Well, okay! What's the matter, I'm afraid I won't have much time left! Boss, what do you think you two are still divorced? The ex-husband looks like a scumbag. Right!"
"Pouch"
"Hahaha."
"A scum, this word is too funny."
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