Chapter 445: Walking brother
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I am Vardy
- Wang Da Bu
- 1785 characters
- 2021-03-02 10:53:46
When you take a face-to-face appearance, you can take the initiative to apply for the end, or simply ask for a substitute. When the game is played at the last moment, the game will end as soon as you arrive on the field?
That obviously does not meet the purpose of Valdy. The primary purpose is to play football, even if it is played in an incomplete state!
And without himself, if Manchester United really overturned the ship in Lille Gutter, it would definitely be a shock.
Therefore, Vardi can only guarantee the cleanliness of the jersey in the game as much as possible. It is best to be like the later chic brother. After a ball, the hairstyle will not change.
When warming up, Valdy would like to remind everyone that this game must touch me casually.
But when you think of people's curiosity, the less you let everyone touch, maybe everyone will come over and rub you against the law, so Valdi dispels this idea.
After the game started, Valdy did not harass Lille players in the midfield as usual, just as if the opponent was a rookie, it was not worth Valdy doing at all.
In fact, after Valdy has acquired two major midfield defensive features, he has always spared no effort in the midfield interception and participation in defense. This is very similar to the previous life.
In the past life, you can often see Valdi sprinting and snatching in the frontcourt tirelessly. Even if he is often walked by the monkeys, he still has no turning back. This is very important for Leicester City's counterattack tactics.
Now that is also true of Valdy. Perhaps in the entire Premier League, as a striker, he has the highest degree of participation in defense, and even often can stage a straight-line play after the midfield.
But today Valdy seems to be particularly lazy. Even if the Lille players are in front of him, he just defends with a symbolic eye, and he doesn't even want to move.
The fans of Huaxia have started to vomit, you think you are Linghu Chong, you can see the weakness of Wudang's swordsmanship with your eyes, so that the old man does not dare to attack.
Not to mention teammates, even Ferguson was very surprised. Was Vardy taking a regular holiday?
Lille players should have been happy, but Vardi's weird behavior made them feel anxious.
Isn't this teasing holding back a big move? :
Two minutes passed, Valdy didn't move; five minutes passed, Valdy still didn't move; ten minutes passed, Valdy moved a bit, but it was as if the old lady walked with a walking stick... ..
According to real-time technical statistics, if you let everyone know that Valdi's running distance is less than 50 meters in ten minutes, it is estimated that the title of walking brother can be crowned on his head the next day.
However, with Manchester United gradually gaining an advantage in the midfield competition, Valdy can no longer be so leisurely, he must attack the opponent's penalty area, no more effort, it is estimated that Ferguson will replace him.
In fact, Valdy is very depressed, why is this game not held in Old Trafford, if played in Old Trafford, he can use other methods to complete the task.
I remember that when a team in the previous life was playing at home, a huge bath was installed on the side of the court. Lucky fans can watch the game while taking a bath. After the game, the players jumped into the bath and laughed. Especially crazy.
If you are in Old Trafford, you can also install a bath on the sidelines, jump in immediately after the game, do not take a bath, do you wash clothes?
But this is Lille's home court, and these guys will definitely not agree to do so, they are not bad for creating obstacles for Manchester United!
When Manchester United was under siege, Valdi thought about it, and still didn't enter the opponent's penalty area. There, the players on both sides were intensively fighting, just like a bar. I can't afford it.
Valdy is not afraid that the opponent's black and hard central defender will put his hand on himself, mainly because Valdy is afraid that this group of will pull their clothes.
If you pull it, it will be black. Then, without the end of the game, Valdy's mission has already failed.
Therefore, Vardi simply turned into a fixed-point fort, grabbed Scholes' position, and fired a fixed-point shot outside the arc of the restricted area. At least this way, he did not need to frequently run up and down.
Scholes's long-range shot was far less threatening than Valdy's. After Valdy snatched his position, he had to assume the premise, ambushing behind Rooney and becoming a shadow striker.
Twenty minutes later, Valdi has a long shot from the middle, which is quite a threat. If it is not for Lille's goalkeeper, the city gate is definitely not guaranteed.
It's just that now everyone looks at Vardy's eyes strangely, as if they are looking at the creatures coming out of the second dimension.
After kicking for a long time, Valdi didn't sweat at all, only sweat beads appeared on his forehead, and the amount of exercise consumption was equivalent to a lazy waist.
Are you really here on vacation today?
"Your jerseys are not wet. Are you going to go against the sky?" Rooney came over and asked Valdy, while raising his hands and patting Valdy's back.
Vardy had been watching the six ears and listening to all directions for a long time. The most fearful thing was that the had nothing to do with his shoulders. When he saw Rooney's movements, he jumped away and waved to Rooney from afar.
"If you have something to say, don't move your feet!" Vardy's refusal to justify it is like refusing a guy to ask for a phone number.
wrong!
Rooney's not-so-light head suddenly flashed, and he felt that Valdy must have a secret today.
Don't run, don't let yourself touch, is there anything hidden in this thing?
Is Valdy today fake, someone else posing?
I often hear that certain organizations will use human bombs to carry out terrorist attacks. Is this guy posing as Valdi a human bomb?
God, that's terrifying. Is this going to put Manchester United in a rhythm?
After the Munich crash, will Manchester United suffer a devastating blow?
Rooney's divergent thinking has shuddered.
Hurry to find Ronaldo and tell Ronaldo his own guess, but he immediately gets a ridicule from Ronaldo.
"Did you watch too many disaster movies? Is this hiding something in the jersey? Waiting to celebrate the goal to take it out and spoof, just don't want you to see it in advance!"
But when it comes to this, Ronaldo and Rooney immediately came to curiosity.
What action plan did Valdi have this time, actually set aside the two of them to go it alone?
No, you can't always let Valdi take the spotlight, they have to act.
So the two faced each other's eyes, and ran towards Valdi decisively, preparing to open Valdi's clothes, to see what was hidden in them, and to satisfy their curiosity.
If they are really creative, then they can totally celebrate after scoring!
Vardy saw the two running towards themselves with bad intentions, although he didn't know what they wanted to see, but he knew that the two of them had absolutely no good intentions.
Run, do not run at this time, fall into their hands, maybe they want to do to themselves.
So there was a very funny scene on the court. It was clear that the game was going on, but the Manchester United Trident started the chase battle, and nobody else started to fight each other.
This is a rhythm that doesn't take Lille in mind at all!
Ferguson is about to explode on the sidelines. These three will be fine on the training ground. It’s just a game, or is it a Champions League 16 elimination game, can’t you be serious?
It seems that going back must have a strict love education for them!
"Give up, you can't catch up with me." Valdy's flexibility is really not comparable to Rooney and Ronaldo. Even if you don't fight for speed, the flexible change of direction makes the two only give up.
"What is hidden in your jersey, let's flip it out and let us see!" Rooney and Ronaldo said unwillingly.
Although I don’t know why the two asked this question, in order to dispel the curiosity of the two, Vardi decided to open the jersey decisively and showed them before and after.
Both of them were dumbfounded this time, and it took a long time for them to be a big oolong, which is really embarrassing!
However, other people are even more embarrassed, obviously this game is still going on, you just play like this, is it really good?
The players on the Lille are about to explode, which is simply not taking them into consideration!
No, even if it is desperate, let you remember that we are by no means anyone to despise.
In a few blinking moments, the Lille players seem to have exploded into a small universe. Everyone's fighting spirit seems to be able to break through the sky. When all the will comes together, it is Manchester United's death.
To be fair, Lille at this time was like the protagonist of a blockbuster movie, and suddenly burst out after being despised, crushing all enemies who dared to appear in front of him, while Manchester United is a standard villain, and all powerful appearances are used to send Human head.
It is a pity that Luyinchang is never a movie, so the plot of the movie does not appear here, everything still has to be spoken with strength.
After Valdy got the ball in the middle of the road~EbookFREE.me~ shot like before, because Valdy didn't have any running before, so many Lille players flew up to block Valdy's shot without any worries. .
Unexpectedly, Valdi pulled the ball forward lightly and suddenly drew the ball into the penalty area. When everyone was caught off guard, he suddenly kicked the ball.
The ball hit the Lille's goal like a cannonball. The speed of the ball made the Lille goalkeeper fail to make a response. Perhaps the brain has issued a command to save, but the command has not been passed to the nerve units of the whole body. Has already appeared.
Valdy smiled, silly, I want to run as little as possible, but it is not not running at all, do you really think that this game is a pole for me?
The goal was so easy and unreasonable, the most important thing was that there was no solution, and the small universe of Lille players was shattered at once.
But at this time when Valdi should have been very excited, the teammates who rushed over to him made him all green!
Don't come over!