Chapter 960: Please start your performance (two/three)

　　 really blown!
Never imagined that the miracle happened so suddenly... and it fell too terribly. The oil crisis directly triggered the US stock debt crisis, causing investors to lose confidence in the market. I have to say... Mr. Yang really predicted too much. It's accurate!
"This...Lifetime series!" An employee at the scene looked at the suspended U.S. stocks, and his entire mind went down, from 311,000 to 28,500, which can no longer be measured by money. Because the collapse of US stocks will trigger a world economic crisis.
at this time,
Yang Xiaoman's heart hanging on the tip of the knife was finally let go. This fuse completely pierced the strongest bubble in the US stock market. Actually... all of this is very accidental. The right time and place are indispensable. First of all It is the debt maturity problem of US stocks, which is the basis of its collapse.
　　 However, the plunge in oil completely triggered investors’ sense of crisis and realized that...there are actually big problems in America.
　　 "Mr. Yang?"
　　 "Can you predict, the next few days... how far the U.S. stock market will collapse?" an employee asked curiously.
　　 "To what extent?"
"It fell to about 20,000 points, and then rebounded one after another... But we withdrew the line at 20,000 points!" Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: "I can only predict here... when will it reach 20,000 points? I’m not sure...but with such a fuse, a series of problems will occur later."
　　 "Boldly predict!"
"It will reach 20,000 points in two weeks." Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "Of course it may be advanced or postponed, so everyone will work hard for this period of time. Then I will give everyone annual leave, paid. That kind of annual leave!"
　　 "Remember!"
　　 "It's all the members of the entire company. They have a one-year holiday...with pay!" Yang Xiaoman said with a smile.
　　 paid annual leave,
　　 This can only be done by Mr. Yang...
after that,
Xiaoman left the war room and hurriedly came to her office. When she walked into the inner lounge, she saw her old justice sleeping soundly, and walked up to him next to him, then sat on the bedside and stretched out her hand to rub. Rubbed his head.
　　"..."
at this time,
Xiaoman didn’t know what to say, he didn’t have any sense of victory, and all of this was because he saw his husband, and he said so fragrantly... During this period of time, it is estimated that he was also broken and compared to his own home. All the money was taken out, as well as the billions of dollars in his hands.
　　 If this is a loss...
　　 Everything is done!
　　 But,
　　 Yang Xiaoman gently stroked her husband's cheek, and said grumpily: "But that's not the reason I forgive you, you Xu Da trotter... commit suicide by swallowing manure!"
Of course... Xu Mang naturally wouldn’t be cruel to such a degree, let Xu Mang really commit suicide by swallowing dung, not long after he got married, and being a widow...how could it be done, plus having children? Now, it's even more impossible.
　　 The death penalty can be avoided, but the living sin is inevitable. You must toss him once and let him know what the head of the family is!
　　 At this time,
The experiences of being bullied by Xu Mang in the past flooded into the brain again, which made Xiaoman angry. She felt that she was particularly wronged. She paid so much for this family. As a result, this guy knew bullying people all day. For fun.
　　...
　　 The next day,
Xu Mang woke up from the dream of rising US stocks, stretched his waist, glanced at his wife next to him, then heaved a sigh of relief, and the day when he continued to lose money began... I wonder if his wife can carry it. When.
　　 It's almost enough, you must knock yourself to the head... This little woman... I didn't think it was too iron before, but this time it is too iron, right?
　　 picked up the phone from the bed,
Xu Mang unlocked it silently, and then searched the Internet for how many US stocks have reached. In his dream... it has reached the level of 33,000 points. Usually the opposite is said in dreams, which is just a fantasy. , How is it possible!
I...
　　 Xu Mang,
　　 It's impossible to use a human head guarantee!
　　 However,
　　 Next second...I was taught to be a man by reality.
　　 Xu Mang: Σ(｀д′ノ)ノ
　　 Fuck!
　　This...what happened?
Looking at the numbers on the phone screen, Xu Mang was instantly lost in confusion. He even felt that he was dreaming. Then he squeezed his arm. There was a sharp pain in an instant. Xu Mang clearly realized for a while. I am so special in reality!
　　 No right, right...
　　 I... I just slept for a while, why did I fall to the fuse when I woke up?
This...
　　 What's wrong with this?
　　 Xu Mang tries to explain this kind of thing with physics now, after thinking and thinking... Is this the legendary Schrodinger’s stock market?
　　 "It's over, it's over..."
"This is the end of the whole thing!" Xu Mang thought of what he had said before, the collapse of the US stock market, and committed suicide by swallowing his own dung... He never expected that the retribution would come so quickly, only a few days later. At the time, this is the legendary present paper?
　　 put on his underwear carefully, Xu Mang planned to go home and hide for a few days, but at this time...Xiao Man suddenly spoke.
　　 "How?"
　　 "Do you want to run?"
　　 Yang Xiaoman's voice came from behind, almost not scaring Xu Mang to pee.
　　 "Fuck!"
　　 "Old...wife?"
"Thanks for a lot of work...husband, I'll cook some breakfast for you." Xu Mang said with embarrassment and not a smile: "What do you want to eat? I'll buy you some wontons? Uh... how about Sanxian small wontons Yeah? It must be pretty good!"
　　 "Don't!"
　　 "I want to watch the live broadcast!" Yang Xiaoman smiled triumphantly: "Didn't you say...as long as the U.S. stocks fuse, you will commit suicide? Then please start your performance!"
　　 Whoops!
I go...
　　 As expected... this is to kill the husband!
　　 "Hey hey..."
"Don't make trouble!" Xu Mang smiled and got into the bed, and slowly put Xiaoman in his arms, touched her little head, and said: "Wife...I am also your husband anyway... Do you have the heart to watch your children become part of a single-parent family?"
　　 "I can't bear to..."
"Give our children a complete home, this is what we have to consider." Xu Mang said solemnly: "Don't say anything like this in the future. This is completely blaspheming the noble love between us. I don't allow you to do this. !"
　　 Yang Xiaoman: (￣△￣;)
　　He...
　　 What kind of mentality did he use to say this?
　　 This face is too thick!
　　 also...If it weren't for him to chase after him, how could I have gotten to know my mother?
"Humph!"
"This dung owes it!" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look and said angrily: "Do you think it's over? This is just a prelude to the big collapse, and it will fall all the way to around 20,000 points later, just watch it. .. It can definitely drop to 20,000 points!"
　　 Xu Mang did not dare to say anything, but he was very unconvinced in his heart. It was just a mistake...
　　 "How?"
　　 "Looking at your expression, it seems a bit unconvincing?" Yang Xiaoman said with a proud face: "If you don't accept it...then compare it!"
　　 "Compared!"
　　 "Who's afraid of whom!" Xu Mang also gave it up. Anyway, he already owes a meal, so why not owe more?
　　 "Do you believe it fell below 20,000 points?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
"Do not believe!"
"I don't believe it?" Yang Xiaoman said hurriedly, "Since I don't believe it...then we will bet on this. If it is below 20,000 points, you will contract all future housework. If it does not reach 20,000 points...all the future I contract housework."
　　 Xu Mang: (￢_￢)
　　 said as if you had done housework,
　　I didn't do it that day?
"Hey?"
　　 "What's your expression?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I do what I say, mother!"
　　 "Good job!"
　　 suddenly,
　　 Xu Mang's cell phone rang, and the caller was Chenxi.
　　 "Turn on the amplification!"
"Oh..."
　　 puts on the call and presses Amplify.
"Hey?"
"Brother... When will the performance swallow suicide?" Chenxi said with a smile: "Xiaoqiong and I bought two VIP seats in advance. If you perform at that time, you must notify in advance. I can I don't want to miss such a good show."
　　 Yang Xiaoman covered his mouth and almost didn't laugh to death. However, Xu Mang was very annoyed. His fame was ruined...
　　 "Are you relaxing lately?"
　　 "When will you give me the feelings after reading "The Crowd"? Xu Mang asked solemnly: "When I give you three more days, give me an afterthought of 200,000 words!"
"what?"
　　 "Ah what...feeling to learn!"
Snapped!
　　 directly hang up the phone,
　　 Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman and rolled his eyes: "Don't laugh... I'll laugh when I look up."
"Leave me alone!"
"Big pig's hoof...see if you won't brag anymore!" Yang Xiaoman smiled and said seriously: "You...If you want to change this bragging habit in the future, you are already a great scientist. Bragging all day... Now that the cowhide is blowing up, let's see how you end up?"
　　 "Cut!"
　　 "I... Xu Mang!"
　　 "Have you lost?" Xu Mang said with a disdain: "Why don't you just blow it once... It will rise back tomorrow..."
　　The words fall,
　　 Xu Mang seemed to have thought of something, and said decisively: "No... I also want to study economics!"
"you?"
"You can't fight with the economy!" Yang Xiaoman twisted his ears, leaning to the side and shouted: "Stay well at home, my mother is pregnant now, don't do anything to me anymore. .. Waiting for the child to be born safely, is it okay? Just ask you, is it okay?"
　　 "Good job!"
　　...
this day,
　　 The whole world was in shock, and it has been called the strongest bubble by many investors. It was finally burst at this moment... and Wall Street people all lamented that the market had entered an unknown state.
　　What will the future look like,
　　 No one knows...
　　 Yesterday,
　　 Buffett said that he lived to be eighty-nine years old and had only seen a US stock circuit breaker once.
　　 And today,
　　 Buffett said that he lived to be eighty-nine years old and had only seen US stocks blown twice.
at the same time,
The most tragic thing is Xu Mang. He lives under the haze of Yang Xiaoman. Just now... he received another call from Shao Chen, and wanted to ask Xu Mang to get some VIP tickets. Time to watch the legendary suicide performance by swallowing dung.
　　 Regret!
　　 Hate!
　　 Regret!
　　 Why does God treat himself like this?
　　 Xu Mang thought for a long time... Could it be that all of this started four years ago? At that time, I blew up the school’s septic tank, and for the rest of my life was charged with committing suicide by swallowing feces.
"Ugh..."
　　 "What should I do?" Xu Mang sighed and ate a mouthful of watermelon.
"Hey?"
　　 "No tickets, no tickets!"
　　 "I'm so annoyed... I'm very upset now." Xu Mang complained to the phone.
　　 "I'm in the magic city with Zhou Shao and Wang Shao, come out and relax for a while?" Chen Shao said.
"what?"
　　 "So fast?" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, thinking about taking a plane from the capital to the magic city, and there is not much time, then he said: "Go to the XXX club."
　　 a moment,
　　 Xu Mang left the company.
I drove Chenxi’s Elfa, all the way to the Magic Capital International Airport, and received the three young masters in Beijing. Sometimes I think that the life of a person is amazing, and I have known the three of them for four years...and this The relationship has not been broken in four years.
However, Chen Shao and a few people are also fighting, and their business is getting bigger and bigger. In fact, the three of them have already left the circle of the second generation of capital. They are already successful businessmen, but Xu Mang still likes to call them less, there is no way... .It can't be changed.
　　 "Xu Mang?"
　　 "When will you perform suicide by swallowing manure?" Chen Shao asked with a smile.
　　"..."
　　 "Could you not mention these four words?" Xu Mang said with a black face, "I am so upset now..."
　　 "Actually."
　　 "Don't worry!" Chen Shao said, "We think it will rise back."
"I feel so too." Xu Mang suddenly gained self-confidence and said seriously: "I can rise back tomorrow, and Xiaoman and I have made another bet. She thinks it can fall below 20,000 points. I think it's impossible. ."
　　 "Gamble again?"
　　 "Your husband and wife are so gambling?" Chen Shao was taken aback, and said cautiously, "Xu Mang...you can bear with your own wife."
　　 "Why?"
　　 "No way!"
　　 "Let me tell you... this is just an accident, wait and see tomorrow!"
　　...
　　 The next day,
　　 Xu Mang was surprised to find that the U.S. stock market had gone back up, rising by 5%, and the information could not help but soar!
　　 "Hahaha!"
　　 "Little lady?"
　　 "Huh?" Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman who was lying on the bed, and said with a grin: "It seems that your expression is... very painful?"
　　"..."
　　 "Get out!"
　　 Xiaoman kicked Xu Mang off the bed and said angrily: "Big idiot..."
　　 "You, you!"
　　"Using violence at every turn~EbookFREE.me~ Xu Mang said grimly: "Come on...Stop playing. Why are you so angry? No need... Yesterday’s wave has already made a lot of money, so just close it. "
　　 "Don't fight for steamed buns, fight for breath!"
　　 "Let you all doubt me... I just went one way to the black!" Yang Xiaoman said stubbornly: "This is just a dying struggle."
　　 Cut!
　　 I will show you the increase tomorrow!
　　 Xu Mang shrugged, his expression disapproving.
　　Result...
the next morning,
　　 U.S. stocks staged extreme bungee jumping, which fell directly by 6 percent, almost triggering the fuse mechanism.
　　 Another day passed,
The global stock market crashed, and eleven countries plunged and melted, including U.S. stocks. The three major U.S. stock indexes closed down by more than 10%. The Dow and S&P 500 both hit the record, the biggest one-day decline since the stock market crash. Refers to the largest single-day drop in history.
　　 Warren Buffett called out for a long time! Lived to be eighty-nine years old, and three US stocks melted.
　　 However,
　　 For those young netizens, they only leave the circuit breaker less frequently than Buffett.
　　 "Hee hee~"
　　 "Husband?"
　　 "Can you still hold your body?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, who was lying beside him, unloved, and asked gently: "You owe me two meals!"
　　 Xu Mang: (￢_￢)
　　......